Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Features Illustrated Exercises


Measuring Tape Toilet Paper was designed for those so obsessed with weight loss they can't resist monitoring their measurements at every bathroom break. Not happy with the results? Simply flush and the incriminating evidence is banished to where the sun don't shine: your local city sewer system.

But wait, there's more! Not wanting to "waste" all that blank space alongside the metric tape measure, the manufacturer has printed a full range of exercises Biggest Loser rejects (and you) can do without leaving the toilet seat.

Leg lifts, twists, toe-touching and more, all illustrated in pale blue ink with accompanying instructions. It takes losing weight in the bathroom to a whole new level!

Each roll of Measuring Tape Toilet Paper weighs 130g (about 4.5 ounces) and unrolls to a total length of 30 meters or 98.5 feet. It's made in Japan from 100% recycled paper - recycled from WHAT, they don't say.

Get yours for just 92 yen (about $1) per roll from Rakuten, who will take your order online and even gift wrap your purchase for free. (via Japan Trends)

Feb 4, 2010
by Anonymous

I Can Only Spare A Square!!

I couldn't resist tweeting this and posting it on Greenwala for all my eco-peeps to appreciate. I realize that this is probably not meant to be a "green" product but it could easily be marketed as one. It's almost as silly as the white goat paper recycler.