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Mouthwatering Lingerie For Male Fantasies: Combining Boobs & Bacon



Men love bacon, and men love boobs; so this strange new piece of lingerie, the bacon bra, just might be the best of both worlds. From a woman's perspective, it's hard to say whether the bacon bra is a major fashion faux-pas or lingerie that meets every man's fantasy.

Ask any man and I'm sure they'll tell you the only thing more mouth watering than hearty slabs of crispy bacon are a nice pair of breasts. A strange new piece of edible fashion that has entered the lingerie scene, known as the bacon bra, combines boobs and bacon to create the most succulent combination known to man; or so I've been told. This weird and wacky edible lingerie is manufactured completely from raw bacon and clearly doesn't offer any actual support for those with well-endowed boobs.

There a tons of pictures of the weird edible fashion on the internet, but not much information on the origins of the bacon bra. I can only imagine that this strange fashion was thought up by a man with boobs and bacon on his mind; and while men may find it tempting to indulge in the edible lingerie, I wouldn't recommend it because I don't think it's every man's fantasy to get salmonella from his woman's breasts.

Sexy or disgusting, you decide. But I see this bacon and boob edible lingerie fashion enraging PETA and feminists worldwide, although who knows, maybe this will be the next edible fashion to hit the runways.

via: stumbleupon.com



Beth
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Looks like a

Bacon Strip Tease to me!


Hmmm

Jace Shoemaker-Galloway's picture

Oh my.   Who would honestly wear that?  I wonder if they will come up with something for us vegetarians?  Depending on the size, I suppose a potato , lemon or watermelon bra is next?

 Jace Shoemaker-Galloway

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Okay, first off its raw

brack's picture

Okay, first off its raw bacon in the photos.  When you find the guys who likes to eat raw bacon, put him on a reality tv show.  

brack   ( http://www.everysecond.info/ )


Why the bacon straps?

This seems like it would be better as a bacon stripless bra.

Raw bacon is so greasy that perhaps it would sell better as a lubricant.


Good point Jace, actually,

Fashion Finds's picture

Good point Jace, actually, there is already a lettuce bikini that I've come across, but great idea with the other vegetables. I know Peta recently has featured women swathed in various forms of edible lingerie, but I love your fruit/vegetable ideas for vegetarian friendly bras!

 As a fellow vegetarian, I would definitely like to see other forms of edible bras, although it wouldn't make as an effective joke; men don't lust after potatoes like they do bacon.

Brack - that's exactly why I mentioned the salmonella!