When I hear the phrase "aqua dance" I picture something elegant and (a paradox) somewhat cheezy. Something like this:
Let's just say that the Aqua Dance that I'm about to introduce is totally different. Utilizing nano-technology invented by Nikka Kagaku Co., Ltd. Japan, the Aqua Dance is a cross between a Pachinko game and a waterfall. In essence, the nano surface of the fountain turns water into a hyper-beading mini-deluge that careens down to the "foot" of the unit. The water looks very much like mercury as it bounces off of the various funnels and ridges on its trip.
The size and speed of the water beads can be controlled via a lever on the bottom. It comes in green or blue and, no batteries are required. It is powered by a little pressure pump. Just press down three times, and let it rip. This thing is pretty neat, but... If I put a waterfall on my desk, I want it to look like... well... a waterfall. With little trees and tiny animals. Maybe itty-bitty crocodiles at the bottom of the fall... Or sharks. Or dinosaurs. I dunno. Something other than what looks like a micro-sized water park.
This is all i have to say about this product and others like it. I encourage you not to buy useless products, and this is why http://www.storyofstuff.com/. surely there is something else useful we can us this tech for?
Rule 34
Submitted on September 18th, 2009 by AnonymousThe underwater mermaid dancers are nice and all.... but I'm calling for a Rule 34 on this.
Useless
Submitted on September 19th, 2009 by AnonymousThis is all i have to say about this product and others like it. I encourage you not to buy useless products, and this is why http://www.storyofstuff.com/. surely there is something else useful we can us this tech for?
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