Need This New Innovation? Beer Beards
Is your beer strong enough to grow hair on your chest? No? Then how about strong enough to grow hair on the can? Still no? Then you need to get your can of brew a Beer Beard. With this bunch of bristles your beer can can go totally redneck and stay really cool. Not only that, your beer will really look like it has flipped its wig.
The Beer Beard is the "hair-apparent" to those foam rubber can cozies that have been all over the place You can just slip these friendly follicles over your suds, including soft drinks, and help keep your can chilled to perfection.
These cute and hirsute beer cozies won first prize at the PBR Craft Show in 2012. In addition to fitting cans, it can also fit most glasses. So you can even keep your beer cool out of the keg;
While the Beer Beard helps insulate the can and keep the cold in, holding your can by the beard also helps keep your hand from heating up your brew. The real bonus is that it makes your can look truly manly and ready to spit and swear.
Each beard is tenderly and carefully handcrafted from the finest beards available. Okay, it is made from faux beard materials. No real beards were harmed in the creation of these beer cozies.