Need This New Invention? The Tactical Necktie
It is that time of year again. Time to show Dad just how much you love him by buying him a tie. Or should I say yet ANOTHER tie. Surprise Dad this year with the Tactical Necktie with Laser Pointer -- a truly different tie. It is just the thing for survival in the business or academic world. Behind the standard tie look it hides a wealth of functionality.
This is definitely not your grandpa's tie. This tie is so modern you could look at old grampy geezer and say "You can't handle the tie!"
The Tactical Necktie is the stuff of movies and the sort of thing that James Bond might wear. It is 100% nylon and so it has some ability to resist the gravy spill during your power lunch. A D-ring allows you to hang hidden gadgets appropriate to your battle, er, presentation. A removable pouch lets you sureptitiously smuggle breath mints or white board markers with you. No one is gonna catch you with a marker that has seen better days!
This tie is loaded with features to help dad enter the war-zone that is business (or academia) today. The major weapon, er, tool that the tie provides is a later pointer that is always at hand and ready to go. It is perfect for that important meeting or lecture, or for blinding the enemy long enough to make that tactical move. Not to mention that you will be able to quickly distract any cat on the planet.
If George Jetson wore a tie, this would be the tie he would wear. The future of ties is apparently here now and that wasted space on the back of the tie is finally zoned for use!
To order a Tactical Necktie with Laser Pointer for your dad, click here.