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10 MORE Hilarious International Pet Ads

by Lady Bee

MORE pet ads? Yes, 10 more crazy, funny, clever, right on pet advertisements, just waiting in the wings for the laughter and applause to subside from the first ten of Lady Bee's Hilarious International Pet Ads last week. This time we are heavily weighted with canine ads -- eight dog product advertisements, one cat food ad, and one bird food ad - again playfully taking jabs at man and pet.

Pedigree® is back in the mix and so is Timmie's, both very clever advertisers, along with ads for some new companies, not included before. We'll start with...

1. Purina Puppy Chow

Caption: "Better keep your dog happy!"

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2. Affinity Pet Care

Caption: "Listen to your nose."

(The Affinity ad is meant to be funny to people watching the dog sniff the ad. Unbeknown to them, Dog food is sandwiched between the ad and the backboard, so a dog at the level of the ad would smell the food. This was actually a test of interactive advertising. It seems to work!) AdGoodness

3. Good Manners Dog School

Caption: "My friends lick their balls. I have discovered my master's face."

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4. Lucky Cat Food

Caption: "Only pure fish will do."

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5. Pedigree Biscrok Ad

Caption: "Paw!"

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6. Nido Bird Food Ad

Caption: "Sir, dinner is served."

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7. Science Diet Adult Dog Food

Caption: "Healthy digestion."

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8. Timmie's Pet Spa Ad

Caption: "Jesus. I can’t bare it. Why do I have to poop in public? Why can’t I have the same privacy my owner takes for granted? Man’s best friend my ass. Every day I’m forced to defecate in front of complete strangers. How’d my owner like that? I bet you he’d get stage fright for sure. He’s got no backbone. I mean, he’s the one picking up after me. I wouldn’t go near his crap with a ten-foot pole. I have to get over this. I just need time. Today’s not the day to deal with this. Tomorrow. What if Muffin’s there today? Sweet, sweet muffin. Will she still be interested after she sees me in the act? I mean, she’ll be there for the same reason, but we hardly know each other. It’ll be awkward for sure. I’ll just pretend I don’t see her.Maybe I’ll just hold it. It’s so cold out there. Doesn’t he care? I’m the one on all fours. I’m the one putting my reputation on the line, three times a day, every day. I’ll just have to face it. My life will always include public defecation. Why can’t I have a little tray like a cat? I could learn to use one.Why can’t I be one of those dogs that seem to love the spotlight? Is there such thing as a dog voyeur? Do they derive pleasure from pooping for an audience? Well, at least I’m not alone. But I won’t lie. Sometimes I feel like I am. Who am I?" Ads Of The World