I never thought the day would come when dung was hung to freshen up the stench in the air, but alas the day is here and the Creative Paper Wales company is proud of their Poo-pourriTM.
Sure the sheep poo the company collects is completely sterilized in a specially designed pressure cooker boiling at over 120 degrees centigrade. Sure it is then washed repeatedly over a period of days until the poo has lost approximately half its original weight. Sure, this now super sterile rich, liquid fertilizer is washed out and the remaining fibre body is then beat and blended with other recycled material and eventually pressed into paper so that it no longer resembles and very likely no longer smells of poo, but still an air-freshener made from poo is just so… ironic!
So what if their Poo-pourriTM is strung with Llanwenog Wool or that they are Daffodil Fragranced or Fresh Cut Grass Fragranced? Isn’t it still perfume on poo? Would you hang Poo-pourriTM in your car or around your home? Perhaps it would be ideal in the bathroom hung above your recycled toilet paper. What do you think?
Via Creative Paper Wales