Popular Mechanics Breakthrough Awards: 10 Most Brilliant Gadgets Of 2008

Regarding number six:

Guess what? That warm, moist, smelly gas that comes out of your slack mouth when you're trying to think or, like, charge your iPhone is predominantly ...wait for it... CARBON dioxide.

The amount of CO2 you produce would increase in proportion to the amount of energy you expend in charging your goddamn phone. That would make for a non-zero count of, like, carbon toes.

Would the coal burning power plant that generates electricity for your home output more CO2 to generate the same amount of energy? Probably not, since it doesn't have to needlessly heave your beefy arm back and forth and contract all those facial muscles to form a self-satisfied smirk.

Why should I be so worked up over something like this? Here's why: Lack of real critical thinking, not that half-assed Al Gore-felating, the-debate-is-over stuff, but real critical thinking has somehow led your hand into my wallet in order to fund Superman and the Halls of Justice Al Gore and the US federal government in their predictably blunt, clumsy, inefficient, bureaucracy-choked, freedom-killing efforts at "curbing greenhouse emissions". (Tip of the hat to the UK, BTW. We colonists yokels are only just now learning how to surrender liberty to our benevolent leaders.)

Oh yeah, and: Japan has had the fecal faucets (#10) for decades.

Thank you for reading. You may now go back to saving the earth or "leading your community" or whatever.

I lived in Japan from 1983 to 1986, and this type of toilet was everywhere. They are hardly a "new" design or gadget.

Spore? Are you completely shut in from the outside world? Spore was the most disappointing game of 2008. Just put aside all the licensing problems, (3 class action lawsuits? hello?) and take a look at the dumbed down gameplay. And when did a game qualify as a gadget?

Not only have they been in Japan but if they are anything like the Japanese toilets then the sink probably sucks. They are always too shallow and the water comes out too fast so if you use it the water sprays all over the place. Its also ice cold in the winter soooo yea not worth it.

This book is good mimic of gadgets of the future. It takes place somewhere around 2048. You should check it out. www.lulu.com/content/1570109

So now breathing is considered pollution. I know, help the planet and stop doing it.

Just what I want: a sink above the toilet. It's bad enough that toothbrushes in the bathroom get microscopic bits of fecal matter on them, now the levels will increase. No thanks.

Too bad Popular Mechanics is partly to blame for the conspiracy against cannabis.

i cant belive spore made top 2, it really is really boring