While I recently posted about ThinkGeek's Game of Thrones Cologne, released for an April Fool's Day gag, this RPG scented oil is 100% real. If there ever was a scent that told the world what a geek you are,
this is it! ThinkGeek's RPG Class Scented Oils let you choose to smell like
your favorite fantasy game class: Fighter, Rogue, Mage, Claric, Paladin
or Ranger. It's perfect for any RPG-lover (of either sex), whether you like to play
Dungeons & Dragons, WOW or go out LARPing.
So what do the scents actually smell like? Well, here's the breakdown by class:
CLERIC: Rose amber, frankincense, myrrh, champaca flower, Peru balsam, cistus, palisander, cananga, hyssop, and narcissus absolute
FIGHTER: Leather, musk, blood, and steel
MAGE: All mystique and thrumming power: gurjum
balsam, Sumatran dragon's blood resin, olibanum, galangal, oleo gum
resin, and frankincense
PALADIN: Immaculate white musk, sweet frankincense, bourbon vanilla, white leather, and shining armor
RANGER: Untamed wilderness: buckskin accord with
Terebinth pine, Russian birch, black ironwood, elder bark, hay, armoise,
juniper, patchouli, galangal root, Spanish moss, and cabreuva
ROGUE: Soft, well-worn black leather, hemp, and rosin
Personally, I'd choose the ranger, but I'm a sucker for Aragorn, so my opinion might be biased.
The company cleverly labels their products as "apothecary oil" so you know just how powerful this stuff is. Remember to only apply one drop each time you use it because the last thing the world needs are more stinky RPG fans giving geeks around the world a bad name. Use it correctly though and the world could be yours...or, at least all the cutie nerds of the opposite sex.