Red Bull Has Competition From Anti-Energy Drink Company Slow Cow!

Right on!

"blue is red's direct compliment not opposite shit head."

Green is red's compliment... shit head.

Yeah! i like agree i would totally love to distress with this, i mean cmon after a hard dayzz work of looking for typos yeah 4 real this would be soooo purfect

OMG u guyz this is totally photoshopped!!! duh! they changed it from BLUE cow to SLOW???!? cause obviously blue is the color on the other side of that color wheel from red.
i mean like look at the shadows!!

and 250ml?? is that even allowed? like omg am i trying to turn into a hippo??

and god why do i have to do mathematics stuff to leave a freakin comment, i mean cmon WHAT DO I HAVE TO PROVE TO YOU POEPLE??

Drank had that covered already. Now if I only had some REAL promethazone...

theres another drink like this called "Drank" it has the same ingredients and if you drink one, you will definitely take a nap sometime soon.

How about "Calm Cow". i sort of like the alliteration aspect of that. Plus, "calm" has better connotations than "slow"--it seems a more desirable effect.

I dont think it is taking on red bull head to head at all because it is a completely different market. If you're feeling like a red bull you're not going to reach for a slow cow instead because thats not what you wanted. Slow Cow sounds like a great product, but it wont dent the energy drink market.. what it will do is get consumers from a largely untapped market. The name is great though because it clearly associates itself with its purpose so you know what it is meant to do, and it gets tons of word of mouth advertising just because it's clever. Drank, on the other hand, I've never heard of and i'm sure i'm not alone, because who really goes into a convenience store for a calming beverage? Partly because no one knows it exists, but Slow Cow is likely to get the word out quite well.

"De-stress" is what they meant, I think. I can't imagine too many people want to "distress" after a hard day's work.

Mote and beam, Nazi. Mote and beam.

if they were to use that, red bull lawyers would be all over it

The purpose of language is communication. You know what they meant. "Distress" is obviously not what they meant. Get a life.

-English major

No, Spelling Nazi, it's not "distress" as in "I'm in such distress." It's de-stress.

Then again, it's probably misused. Destress means to reduce the emphasis of something, not to reduce stress. But I think people do use it that way. Irregardless...

i'll stick to smoking weed to chill me out. ;)

It says "destress" not "distress"

Shut it, you douche. Nobody cares about your "observations."

Well well... There are tons of sedating and calming herbs out there.
You could literally throw anything in and call it the next big thing.
Nah, I´d like to see more specific anti-anxiety drinks in the future.
One for low mood, one for anxiety, heck maybe even one for mild social phobia.