Santa # 5: The Viral Brazilian Burning Santa
Anyone got a Tums? My stomach is killin' me...
This would be more like "Ho-Ho... Ow! Owww! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Where are the elves when needed? Drunk in the local pub, I'd bet...
this poor 50 ft. Santa in (oddly enough) Santa Catarina Brazil
accidentally caught fire. Word spread across the Internet and this
became an international sensation.
Though it's kinda hard to see in this video, Santa's in there somewhere...
Santa # 6: MettiaMoci Latesta.it
If you're low on cash this year, this is the picture to show your kids.
I get it. Santa is a dream and it is bad to kill a dream. But, holy
crap. Do ya have to chop his head off? Show him bloody, drunk, safely
adorned for copious amounts of sex, burning... Okay, I can deal with
that. But decapitated?!?!?!
Aside from something to show to a
really bad kid as a reason why he will be getting a bag of toe nail
clippings for Christmas, I can't envision a reason for a decapitated
Though that is quite a good reason.
Santa # 7: ABinbev
Now THIS is my kind of Santa. And look: he has a head.
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