It wasn't long ago
that the term ’sedentary lifestyle' referred either to couch potatoes or
to folks whose physical limitations did not allow for them to get out and about
too much. But now, everything takes place on the darn computer -- work,
socializing, shopping, TV, music, virtual golf, virtual gardening... heck,
even doctor's consultations can be conducted online.
It’s those of us who are working and engaged and active…that lead sedentary
But I digress. I'm really writing to let you know that there is a
solution for those of us that have "Internet Ass." There's a
fix for Internet Ass, and according to the makers of the Circulation Improving
Seat Cushion, this fix has already been used by the Air Force to fix their
tired arses. The gadget has 12 integrated airbags that alternately
inflate and deflate and, by doing so, stimulate circulation in your
'posterior' and legs, relieving pressure points and helping to prevent pressure
sores. (Oh my! Is that what I have?) One fix takes about 12 minutes.
I have a list of things I would like to try (TRY list), as long as I can
return them if they don't live up to their promises. I'm putting the
Circulation Improving Seat Cushion is on that list, because if it genuinely
relieves that pressure, and restores circulation it is worth the $300.
And if it works I’m going to recommend it to people who really, physically, can't
get up and around too much.
The Circulation Improving Seat Cushion is available from Hammacher
Schlemmer, so you know you can return it if it doesn't work out, and it comes
with a lifetime guarantee. The battery on the cushion is rechargeable and
a 2 hour charge lasts for 48 hours... great for a flight to Australia.
I've got to get up. I'm sitting on pins and needles....