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Sexiest Wood Alive!



Mario Philippona is an architect, sculptor, designer, cabinet and furniture maker. He combines all his art and skills in every form he uses to express himself. His works are always in wood and almost always in feminine form... a sexy and provocative feminine form.

Philippona loves the female form, even if his love is for the dream form, the one that Playboy Photoshops before publication. His work is so perfect, so polished, that it seems ironic to give it a function. Yet, Philippona does. Here are some of his sexy female furniture sculptures....

 

The Boobycase


The oversized boobs do make an original wine closet, and Philippona's skill at cabinetry is also on display here. Look at how the door hinges blend into the Dutch elm sculpture. The boob doors open to more than 180 degrees, so that the wine tray can be fully (ahem) exposed.


 



The Pame-la

 

Pame-la was Philippona's first work of sexy sculpture. He wanted to sculpt the perfect pair of woman's legs, here shown in cherry wood as an accessory piece with a drawer in it.

 

The Trio

Philippona calls the Trio "erotica with a wink." The three strong female bodies, all in different poses, connect organically through the light maple wood through the center of the table, nicely emphasize by the contrast of dark walnut.

 


 

 

 

4 Legs


If Trio is "erotica with a wink," 4 Legs is erotica with a double take. Nevertheless, 4 Legs is a chair, designed, in fact, to complement the Trio table. In the same wonderful light maple as the Trio figures, the red and black leather skirts are what offer the sharp color contrast. According to Philippona, the 4 Legs chair is actually very comfortable. The seat is cushioned, back is straight, and all can be adjusted by loosening or tightening the leather lace on the skirts.

 

 

 

Wine On Legs


A different take on the wine tray, this one in Dutch elm and on ankles-down feet with the heels every Philippona female must have.


 


The Orthopedie


When I first saw the Orthopedie, I giggled. The thought of pens and pencils, a stapler, and a roll of Scotch tape sitting in the cubby holes of this woman's cross-section.... made me giggle, and it still does.


 

 




Box On Heels

Dutch maple and European walnut distinguish this large cabinet silhouetted in female torso. This clever cabinet has great touches, including doors that open 270 degrees.

 



To see other works of Mario Philippona visit his website Sexy Furniture. He will customize his designs for you or help you realize your own version of sexy furniture. 

Toby
Design UnLeashed!
InventorSpot.com



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M Dee Dubroff's picture

 Absolutely hysterical!

 

 

Yours in Words,

M Dee Dubroff


This furniture would be a

This furniture would be a great talking point in anyones house, stylish yet functional


hjkk funny!

hjkk funny!


This isn't witty, this is

This isn't witty, this is objectification..


Yuck

I guess women's heads aren't beautiful, too. Hmmmm........


literally

literally


wow

this is gross- whatever loser decides to display this in his home is revealing more than poor taste- he is also showing his low opinion of women, and horrifying ignorance.
YUCK.


Gin

What a dolt! The feminine form is beautiful, indeed; however, this is objectification in it's purest form.


This is like a serial

This is like a serial killers house.
All he needs is some lady skin lamp shades.


does Mario also have these in the opposite sex?

Gloria Campos's picture

Wow!.....shocking, funny, insulting all at the same time. My question is.....does Mario also have these in the opposite sex?


Gloria

Toby's picture

I didn't see them on his site.  He is really into WOMEN and very idealized women, at that.


and that is what makes it so

and that is what makes it so great.


the word is f*ART

What cracks me up is the thought that he invested so much time in this.

that had gotta have mad sense to him...
sometimes art is weird, but this is neither weird nor is it art--kinda into your face and awkwardly primitive. a shudder from the 70's.


hot

these give me wood


I don't get feminism.. nor do I want to

Feminists bitch about objectification. Well guess what, women are objects. Just like men are objects. Just like birds, cattle, alligators, squash, orangutans, baseballs and jellyfish are objects. Get over it.

No woman complains about "objectification" when they hand out Oscar awards - which are in the shape of naked men. No woman complains about "objectification" when phallic sex toys are discussed on their day time talk shows on the women's channels.

Where do women get off whining about "objectification" when they claim they want to be treated like everyone else.


o_O

o_O


This makes me sick

This guy doesn't love women, he thinks of them as body parts. Go back to any Women's Studies media analysis class in the 1970s or 1980s and they would tear this guy a new one. All of these headless female body parts turned in to furniture turns my stomach.


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