
Mario Philippona is an architect, sculptor, designer, cabinet and furniture maker. He combines all his art and skills in every form he uses to express himself. His works are always in wood and almost always in feminine form... a sexy and provocative feminine form.
Philippona loves the female form, even if his love is for the dream form, the one that Playboy Photoshops before publication. His work is so perfect, so polished, that it seems ironic to give it a function. Yet, Philippona does. Here are some of his sexy female furniture sculptures....
The oversized boobs do make an original wine closet, and Philippona's skill at cabinetry is also on display here. Look at how the door hinges blend into the Dutch elm sculpture. The boob doors open to more than 180 degrees, so that the wine tray can be fully (ahem) exposed.


Pame-la was Philippona's first work of sexy sculpture. He wanted to sculpt the perfect pair of woman's legs, here shown in cherry wood as an accessory piece with a drawer in it.

Philippona calls the Trio "erotica with a wink." The three strong female bodies, all in different poses, connect organically through the light maple wood through the center of the table, nicely emphasize by the contrast of dark walnut.

If Trio is "erotica with a wink," 4 Legs is erotica with a double take. Nevertheless, 4 Legs is a chair, designed, in fact, to complement the Trio table. In the same wonderful light maple as the Trio figures, the red and black leather skirts are what offer the sharp color contrast. According to Philippona, the 4 Legs chair is actually very comfortable. The seat is cushioned, back is straight, and all can be adjusted by loosening or tightening the leather lace on the skirts.


A different take on the wine tray, this one in Dutch elm and on ankles-down feet with the heels every Philippona female must have.

When I first saw the Orthopedie, I giggled. The thought of pens and pencils, a stapler, and a roll of Scotch tape sitting in the cubby holes of this woman's cross-section.... made me giggle, and it still does.


Dutch maple and European walnut distinguish this large cabinet silhouetted in female torso. This clever cabinet has great touches, including doors that open 270 degrees.
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by M Dee Dubroff
sexy furniture
Absolutely hysterical!
Yours in Words,
M Dee Dubroff
by Anonymous
This furniture would be a
This furniture would be a great talking point in anyones house, stylish yet functional
by Anonymous
hjkk funny!
hjkk funny!
by Anonymous
This isn't witty, this is
This isn't witty, this is objectification..
by Anonymous
Yuck
I guess women's heads aren't beautiful, too. Hmmmm........
by Anonymous
literally
literally
by Anonymous
wow
this is gross- whatever loser decides to display this in his home is revealing more than poor taste- he is also showing his low opinion of women, and horrifying ignorance.
YUCK.
by Anonymous
Gin
What a dolt! The feminine form is beautiful, indeed; however, this is objectification in it's purest form.
by Anonymous
This is like a serial
This is like a serial killers house.
All he needs is some lady skin lamp shades.
by Gloria Campos
does Mario also have these in the opposite sex?
Wow!.....shocking, funny, insulting all at the same time. My question is.....does Mario also have these in the opposite sex?
by Toby
Gloria
I didn't see them on his site. He is really into WOMEN and very idealized women, at that.
by Anonymous
and that is what makes it so
and that is what makes it so great.
by Anonymous
the word is f*ART
What cracks me up is the thought that he invested so much time in this.
that had gotta have mad sense to him...
sometimes art is weird, but this is neither weird nor is it art--kinda into your face and awkwardly primitive. a shudder from the 70's.
by Anonymous
hot
these give me wood
by Anonymous
I don't get feminism.. nor do I want to
Feminists bitch about objectification. Well guess what, women are objects. Just like men are objects. Just like birds, cattle, alligators, squash, orangutans, baseballs and jellyfish are objects. Get over it.
No woman complains about "objectification" when they hand out Oscar awards - which are in the shape of naked men. No woman complains about "objectification" when phallic sex toys are discussed on their day time talk shows on the women's channels.
Where do women get off whining about "objectification" when they claim they want to be treated like everyone else.
by Anonymous
o_O
o_O
by Anonymous
This makes me sick
This guy doesn't love women, he thinks of them as body parts. Go back to any Women's Studies media analysis class in the 1970s or 1980s and they would tear this guy a new one. All of these headless female body parts turned in to furniture turns my stomach.
by Anonymous
disgusting objectification
yep, definite objectification....this weirdo has way too much time on his hands he could be doing better things like playing grand theft aoto 4. hes just sick. ihated all of them, especially the
4 legs one
by Anonymous
Thats it?
All you bastards have done is complain about how badly he's objectifying and what not... but, did any single one of you think about the incredible quality of the woodwork? The amount of time and care it took to craft something like this? Complain when you can do something that is of just half the quality and difficulty of his work and then you can complain. not before.
by Anonymous
What a fucking waste of
What a fucking waste of wood. Ugly, misogynist crap.