The Son of 10 More Ads to Disgust & Disturb You

The insane methods of marketing never end.  For a while I was concerned that I would run out of disturbing, disgusting advertisements.  After writing three installments (11 Ads to Disgust & Disturb You, 10 More Ads to Disgust & Disturb You, and 10 Even MORE Ads to Disgust & Disturb You), I worried that I had milked the creepy cow dry.

But, no.  I'm now convinced that there will be endless waves of bizarre ads that are either memorable because they are embraced by the global community or because they're just plain wrong and odd.

As before, I'm giving you, dear reader, a warning: these get really twisted toward the end.  In this case, even I had a hard time...

1. Science Diet

Go to the light, Carol Ann. There is peace and serenity in the light...

Yes.  It's the exact same effect when my girlfriend shines a light through my ear.

2. Rachachuros Seasoning

I can't be the only person who finds this scary...

What the hell is up with marketing people and plucked, muscled poultry?  If you've read my other articles, you'll find weight-lifting chickens all over the place.

And it creeps me out!  Stop it!  Please, stop (*sobbing*).  I just want to sleep at night without having some sort of poultry-based nightmare.

3. Gaia

On the other hand...  I think the muscled poultry takes advantage of the little guy.

I must admit: I love foie gras.  I'll also admit to being a hypocrite when it comes to food.  I can't shoot Bambi, but I sure will eat Bambi.

Well, unless I'm stranded in the wilderness.  Rules go by the wayside then.

My ramblings aside, this is a very effective ad.  Makes me reconsider eating fatty liver paté-even if it is soooo delicious.

4. Lust Erotic Boutique

So this is what kiddie porn looks like...? "Nature's Pride" starring Barry Bee and Beatrice Blue Bird...

Um...  Okay, I'm good with some porn.  I mean, I'm a guy, right.  In general, we are drawn toward visual representations of sex-unlike women, who are more tactile.

But this...  The bee looks... like a rapist.  Look at the drool...  And the look on his face!  He's... creepy!  He's the bee that you would warn your kids about!

I feel sorry for the bird.  But, if she has her wits about her, she can eat the berry and get away.  Then peck the little bees eyes out.

 

 

 

1. Science Diet

Go to the light, Carol Ann. There is peace and serenity in the light...

Yes.  It's the exact same effect when my girlfriend shines a light through my ear.

2. Rachachuros Seasoning

I can't be the only person who finds this scary...

What the hell is up with marketing people and plucked, muscled poultry?  If you've read my other articles, you'll find weight-lifting chickens all over the place.

And it creeps me out!  Stop it!  Please, stop (*sobbing*).  I just want to sleep at night without having some sort of poultry-based nightmare.

3. Gaia

On the other hand...  I think the muscled poultry takes advantage of the little guy.

I must admit: I love foie gras.  I'll also admit to being a hypocrite when it comes to food.  I can't shoot Bambi, but I sure will eat Bambi.

Well, unless I'm stranded in the wilderness.  Rules go by the wayside then.

My ramblings aside, this is a very effective ad.  Makes me reconsider eating fatty liver paté-even if it is soooo delicious.

4. Lust Erotic Boutique

So this is what kiddie porn looks like...? "Nature's Pride" starring Barry Bee and Beatrice Blue Bird...

Um...  Okay, I'm good with some porn.  I mean, I'm a guy, right.  In general, we are drawn toward visual representations of sex-unlike women, who are more tactile.

But this...  The bee looks... like a rapist.  Look at the drool...  And the look on his face!  He's... creepy!  He's the bee that you would warn your kids about!

I feel sorry for the bird.  But, if she has her wits about her, she can eat the berry and get away.  Then peck the little bees eyes out.