What are you looking at?
Ladies, do you ever wonder why that old man sitting across from you on the bus stares at your breasts every day? Does it make you want to slap him? Well, don’t react just yet; he may be staring at your breasts to save his life. A study says that staring at a woman’s breasts is good for a man’s health and even helps them to live longer.
Researchers in Frankfurt, Germany studied 500 men over a period of five years and found that looking at a woman’s breasts for just ten minutes was just as much of a workout as putting in a half-hour at the gym.
For the study, half of the men were instructed to look at women’s breasts daily, while the other half were told to refrain from looking. The researchers noted that the breast men had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates than those who did not observe women’s breasts regularly.
Researchers state that staring at a woman’s breasts was equivalent to working out at the gym for 30 minutes.
“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years,” wrote Karen Weatherby, lead author of the study.
Did reading this article get your heart pumping? Well, that’s the only excitement you are going to get.
While many men may rejoice in hearing this glorious news, sadly it is not true. So get your minds out of the gutter and remember that today is a day of hoaxes and jokes.
Happy April Fools Day!