So So Many Surprisingly Silly Christmas Outfits For The Entire Family


We've all see the ugly sweaters, and even the Totally Wrong Christmas Sweaters. We've seen Santa costumes everywhere. And it's all one big bore.  I want to be surprised. What's truly appreciated is when people get really inventive and creative with their holiday outfits. Here's my picks for  So So Many Surprisingly Silly Outfts For The Enire Family For Christmas:

1. Tiny Christmas Elf Baby Outfit

Nothing like a cute little elf to brighten your holidays and those all around you. You can get your own elf outfit here but you will have to source your own cute kid to put it on.


2.  Tinsel Dress

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Everyone wants a bit more sparkle in their lives for the holidays. What better way than to actually sparkle in a tinsel dress?

3. Tinsel Tie

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If a tinsel dress seems a bit too much, perhaps something small and discreet will work better. What better a wardrobe staple for the holidays than a spiffy tinsel tie?

4.  Bow Boots

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Luckily, these go well with the Dress of Bows. Nothing says Christmas spirit like a pair of Uggs covered in used gift wrap bows. 


5.  Lady Gaga Christmas Hat

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Lady G never disappoints. We aren’t sure what is going on here, but that is what is great about Gaga.

6.  Holiday nail….art?                

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Holiday Nail Art is great and all, but day-um. Some artiste spent serious time on these, and we salute them. We do wonder about how functional these nails will be in everyday life.

7. Christmas Suit


I was wondering when the trend towards ugly Christmas Sweaters would extend beyond the sweater to suits. Well now I know that if a sweater is not suitably dressy enough, my man can wear an Ugly Christmas Suit. You don't need to even make this one yourself, it's actually for sale at places like Amazon and Macys!


8.  Dress of Bows

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Making the birthday kid wear the bows in the hair has always been a tradition in our house. However, even our cruel family would not do this.


9.  Tree Beard

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You've spent years growing out your facial hair just so you can decorate it at holiday time. Congratulations. You are a little bit scary, Mr. Tree Beard Man, but we admire your willingness to go above and beyond this Christmas season. (I think this beard would go so well with any of these 11 Holiday Hairstyles Sure To Shock Santa, don't you?)

10  Doggone Elf

If you can't trust your dog to brighten up the holidays and spread holiday cheer, who can you trust. With this super fun dog elf outfit, your dog will surely brighten all the streets your dog pees on.

11.  Holiday Lights Hat

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This seems about ½ step short of wearing the lampshade on your head, dancing on tables at the Company Christmas party.


12.  Baby Christmas Tree

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Baby looks awfully happy, considering her arms and legs are completely trapped inside this outfit. (Much happier than this Baby Christmas Tree.) How long will it be until she realizes her predicament? We demand follow up photographs!

13. Panta-Clause Perfect Two Colored Chinos


When you just can’t make up your mind…Bonobos has just the clothes to help. These classy duds are made from Chinos material in a fun dual-color motif for the man who wants to be in both red chinos and green chinos this Christmas season.

14. Christmas Light Chinos

If the two colored chinos are not festive enough for you, how about some holiday light chinos instead? I guess you could make your own by just sewing on some lights on your pants too.


15. Christmas Tree Shirt

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 If you ever thought the Christmas Tree was pretty to look at, and you wished you too could look as good as the Christmas Tree, your wishes have been answered. Simply don this shirt and you too can look as green and leafy as any fir tree for the holidays.

16.  Santa Claws

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Kitty looks a little stunned at how Christmas turned out for him this year. He only had a couple of glasses of Grandma's Special Egg Nog and then a nap, and now look what has happened!


17. Feel The Joy Pants


Oh Yeah, baby! Perhaps you will be able to get into the holiday spirit when you put on the right pants. These are absolutely perfect for silly season and will go perfectly with these oh so naughty Christmas Sweaters, don't you think?

18  Christmas Cheer Chest

You've probably seen variations of the naked reindeer boob around, but I do love it so. Who wouldn't be cheered up when seeing some lovely tatas covered by a reindeer nose. You can get yourself one here.

Will you abus or amuse your friends and family this year by joining in on the holiday outfit madness? Will you dare to go beyond the Ugly Christmas Sweater meme? Come on….we dare you.

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