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Take Golf To Another Level With Potty Putter

Do your approach shots fly like darts to the green? Do your drives hone in on their target like a government drone into foreign soil? Are you draining putts like Roto Rooter? Pouring every putt like a bartender pours a long pint of stout into a tall glass with just the right amount of head, not too creamy? Are you sick of all the acclaim your golf game brings you? Just once, do you wish it would go down the toilet?

It can with Potty Putter.

Bearing no resemblance whatsoever to the game of golf, Potty Putter is designed to put your game in the can. Rather than catch up on the Arts and Entertainment section while seated on the crown, now you can totally wreck your smooth-as-baby-butt putting stroke while bent double in a totally awkward position.

And you’re pooping.

The only thing that could make practicing with this thing harder is if you were strapped into a strait jacket. In fact, if you do get one of these, maybe you should be put in a strait jacket.

Still, we think you should get one anyway. What else are you going to do while on the potty? Well, yeah, there is that.

You can pick one up for around $25. Go ahead, what are you waiting for?

If you do get one, please, are you using it? I'd love to know.