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Take Out Life’s Frustrations On With Dammit Dolls!

These fabric fiends are always on hand when things go off the rails, just try not to beat the stuffing out of them the first time your rage takes over!

Dammit Dolls are 12” tall voodoo-ish dolls made in an incredibly varied rainbow of colors and patterns, making your DD a special little punching bag. They’re adorable, unique as a snowflake, and you are encouraged to beat the ever-loving crap out of them whenever you feel like it, but it’s the Dammit Doll poem stitched onto the front of each doll that made me a fan:

 

“WHENEVER THINGS DON’T GO SO WELL,
AND YOU WANT TO HIT THE WALL AND YELL,
HERE’S A LITTLE DAMMIT DOLL,
THAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT.
JUST GRASP IT FIRMLY BY THE LEGS
AND FIND A PLACE TO SLAM IT.
AND AS YOU WACK THE STIFFING OUT
YELL ‘DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!’”

 

Cute. Apparently, these tall and lanky whipping dolls have caught the public’s eye and have quickly become a popular gag gift. Is it because each one is a one-of-a-kind little buddy who wants nothing more than to help you feel better, or because you’re just having too much fun bashing its cotton brains in? Hmm… Either way, these creative stress toys have taken America by storm, and they aren’t slowing down anytime soon! Join in on the senseless and cuddly violence by adopting your very own Dammit Doll from Amazon, as there really isn’t a better way to hand pick your favorite style from the army of punchable pals.

 

Have fun with your Dammit Dolls, but try to take it easy- Your doll didn’t cut you off on the freeway! (Poor little guy…)

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Arnold Carreiro
Hot Toys and Games
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