The Tampon USB Drive Is Sure to Embarrass
Tired of USB drives that express your personal style and intrests, and that don't make you blush every time you pull them out? Well then, perhaps you need the USB Tampon flash drive.
For only $55 for an 8 gig drive, you can carry around an embarassing femine hygine product that almost every woman goes out of her way to conceal. Just imagine how cool you'll look when you grab this out of your bag in shove it into your computer's data port. You'll either look like an awesome spy or a raving lunatic -either way you'll get the attention you must desperately crave if you're interested in buying this thing in the first place.
Just make sure no one accidentally flushes it down the toilet.