From The Inventor's Workshop: Tear Someone A New Asshole!

Have you heard the phrase “I’m gonna tear you a new asshole”? It’s nice, isn’t it? And now you can literally do that. The New Asshole is a convenient way of showing your displeasure with someone without physically interfering with their anus. Each pack comes with 5 paper assholes, which you tear out along perforated lines. On the back is space for an address and a stamp so you can post it to the person who you are so upset with.

New Asshole: Vent your rage by tearing someone a new asshole
“It’s a much better way of expressing your anger with someone than actually harming them” says Ian Poynton of Spot Industries , the company behind the product, “and it gets the message across equally clearly. In its own way not only does it promote peace, it also breaks down some barriers by flaunting social taboos.”

Now go and peacefully tell someone what you think of them.