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The Top Ten Weird and Bizarre Japanese Soft Drinks

3) Final Fantasy Potion drinks: for those who think life really IS a game

Got a gamer at your house who lives, breathes and eats role-playing games like Final Fantasy? Now you can add "drinks" to the list, thanks to Final Fantasy Potion soft drinks. Let's see, at last count the stores were stocking Final Fantasy 13.

No way to know if drinking a Final Fantasy Potion soft drink will restore your health, energy level - or make you invulnerable. Kids, don't try this at home! (via Japan Newbie)




2) Canned Coffee = Canned Laughter

Canned coffee has been a staple of those omnipresent Japanese drink vending machines since the 1964 Tokyo Olympics. Nothing wrong with the coffee itself, which is actually quite good. It's the wacky names (c/o engrish.com ) the manufacturers insist on giving it that elevates Japanese canned coffee to immortality (one brand in particular - read on). There may just be a Top Ten Bizarre Japanese Canned Coffees list coming to this site one day soon. A few "can"-didates:


BM Coffee - Nothing beats a good BM to start the day!


BJ Coffee - I stand corrected.


Deepresso Coffee - Is this the opposite of Espresso, or a coffee designed to bring down Type A personalities?


Black Boss Coffee - Decaffeinated AND desegregated, for the equal opportunity executive suite.

GOD Coffee - What does one serve with GOD Coffee? Communion wafers?



1) Kidsbeer: the Popeye Cigarettes of children's drinks

We've saved the most bizarre drink for last... Kidsbeer. We kid you not: Kidsbeer. What can be said in defense of Kidsbeer, except maybe that it's alcohol-free? That would be like saying Hitler wasn't all bad because he liked dogs. Kidsbeer is so wrong on so many levels it makes my head spin, yet it is so popular in Japan that monthly shipments are approaching 100,000 bottles. As for the ad campaigns, nothing else will make you feel more like you've blundered into Superman's Bizarro world then seeing pre-teens - heck, pre-toddlers - joyfully guzzling their bottles of Kidsbeer.


A little background: Kidsbeer used to be a normal, average soda called Guarana until 2003, when restaurant owner Yuichi Asaba renamed the bubbly brew "Kidsbeer" and watched sales go through the roof. Normally, some sort of government watchdog would step in at this point and read Asaba the riot act, but nope. Encouraged, Asaba farmed out production to the Tomomasu company, who made it less sweet, more frothy - more beer-like, if truth be told - and introduced brown bottles with labels resembling those of early Japanese beers.


Still the government watchdog slept on (or maybe it's drunk and passed out), so naturally other beverage, soft drink and soda makers scrambled to get a piece of the near-beer action. Sangaria took one look at Kidsbeer's skyrocketing sales and decided to go one better: wine and sparkling wine for kids! Their product website is jaw-dropping in its audacity - and nicely done as well. Wanna be like mommy & daddy, kids? Drink Kidsbeer, the Little Prince of Beers!

And that wraps up our list of the Top Ten Bizarre Japanese Soft Drinks, although we've saved up enough dishonorable mentions to form the better part of a follow-up list. Japan sure is a wonderful place, but it's far from home in more ways than just travel time.

Barkeep, a frosty Kidsbeer for my friend - in a jelly glass!


UPDATE: Here's 10 Even More Weird and Bizarre Japanese Soft Drinks

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Steve Levenstein
J A P A N O R A M A
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Comments
Jul 30, 2007
by stephanie (not verified)

are you sure the world

are you sure the world doesn't revolve around the american market?

Aug 18, 2007
by esvl (not verified)

Cool article

Japanese are strange people

Aug 21, 2007
by Gakokujin (not verified)

Did you miss "Pocari Sweat",

Did you miss "Pocari Sweat", or did it just not make the list?

It's actually quite drinkable -honest.

Dec 10, 2007
by Jam (not verified)

haha great list :) Calpis

haha great list :) Calpis tastes good and along the line Pepsi Cucumber, there's also been wasabi and curry flavored sodas too :P

Jan 23, 2008
by cashibean (not verified)

it is creative

I think some of them are quite creative! I still remember I had a chocolate cigarette when I was young, why not the pespi beer? lol

Jan 24, 2008
by Curtis (not verified)

Wow. I could never live

Wow. I could never live there. Or at least never drink that...

Mar 9, 2008
by Anonymous

meh

what is wrong about kids-beer?...I mean malt beer isn't much different, and kids all over the world are drinking it...

Mar 31, 2008
by Anonymous

I couldn't agree more.

I couldn't agree more. Thanks for saying it.

Apr 17, 2008
by Anonymous

o_O IS THERE ONE OF THESE XD

:p :D i want pocky-flaverd drink would that be bizzare ? i dont think so :]
but who knows ?
is it real ?
anime drink maybe ?
is there one of what i said :]
idk D:

Apr 17, 2008
by Anonymous

licking face

:p :b << the face that pervs use for "THE MILK" lol im so dumb

(:p) (:b)

Apr 17, 2008
by Anonymous

Japanese drinks

So cool! I love Japanese drinks! Water Salad... I wonder if it tastes good? Some of my favourites are Calpis soda and Pocari Sweat. I love most drinks LOL.

Apr 22, 2008
by Anonymous

Dear asshat

Wow, take a fucking pill. The joke is that their names ARE English based and thusly funny. I suggest your take your own advice and "grow a brain", your feeble semi-elitest wannabee intellectual attack fails. Just like I wish your dad's condom did not.

Jul 2, 2008
by Anonymous

on a different tack

ahem, any one know where i can find someone who will teach me japanese words for geological and historical features?

Aug 3, 2008
by Anonymous

none of these taste bad.

none of these taste bad. Though depresso coffee is the funniest.

Pocari sweat? Please. It doesn' tnot deserve to be on the list of 'weird' drinks because it's just a sweetened water. Maybe look into some rice drinks in Korea instead.

Aug 3, 2008
by Anonymous

oh, and you're reading many

oh, and you're reading many of these wrong. the pronounciation is different. thx gg ftw

Aug 10, 2008
by Anonymous

The breast-milk one is a fake

The breast-milk one is a fake, I did a search for it and I could only find it on Chinese sites where you could download the whole package to build your own, when you think about it it would be quite stupid and difficult to produce.

Aug 12, 2008
by Anonymous

CUCUMBER PEPSI

Don't do it! or just take a cucumber and puree it with 3 parts cucumber juice and 1 part pepsi and it'll be the almost the same. We had to try it and we all agreed it was not a good experience.

Aug 23, 2008
by Anonymous

you phool

hi my friend your are very phool

Sep 16, 2008
by Anonymous

who cares

cuz i dont

Oct 23, 2008
by Anonymous

lol

lol coolpis

Nov 21, 2008
by Anonymous

people are funny.

lol some people who comment here dont have a sence of humor, if its not funny or your just coming to critisize, then WHAT was the point in coming to this page? lol silly peoples yu make me laugh <3

but funny stuff, im one of those 'daring adventurers' that would try all of them ^^ with hesitation of cause but i would do my best Lol

Nov 25, 2008
by Anonymous

yum!!

All these things taste really good!!
I was on a vacation in japan and tried all of them- except the mothers milk...could´nt find that.
I suggest to try the calpis- it´s really yummy
and the korean coolpis even is selled at a store where i live.
Only the salad water is a bit disapointing. it´s just like water.

Nov 29, 2008
by Anonymous

Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern

If you watched Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern on the travel channel this seems nothing in comparison. However, I was born in Japan so I can understand how they come up with some of the stuff

Dec 4, 2008
by Anonymous

weird

this is weird and cool

Feb 1, 2009
by Anonymous

kidsbeer

umm.............. who in the world would even consider even making kids beer im also suprised that their parents would approve of them drinking this its like offering akid to be an acholoc when they get older

Feb 23, 2009
by Anonymous

Black Boss

Black Boss is only desegregated. There's caffeine in it, thankfully.