The Hand Grenade Mouse: Bombs A-W-A-A-A-Y!
What is a former, self-respecting hand-grenade supposed to do with itself these days anyway? It’s not intended to make you feel warm and fuzzy, at least that’s how the Russian manufacturers of this novelty product think. Ergonomically friendly is not exactly its selling point, but this innovative computer mouse is green in its own special way. Explosives once really resided with the innards of the old grenade casing, although all is quiet now on western, eastern, northern and southern fronts and has a been for some time.
If clothes make the man (and woman) what do computer accessories do for the computer owner? Does ownership transform one into a macho Rambo, or simply vivacious in the extreme sense of volatile? Well, all one can say is that whoever thought this up even went so far as wire up the trigger, which functions as the left mouse button!
There’s not a lot of information on the specifics connected with this Russian innovative computer accessory and no way to distinguish it from other live grenades that might be rolling across your computer desk right now as we speak. The plastic exterior won’t help at all as it once was an actual grenade shell. To each his own when it comes to what s fun and what isn’t, but promise me that whatever you do, you won’t ever bring this computer mouse with you to an airport.
M Dee Dubroff