ThinkGeek Launches K-Cup Meals and game of Thrones Perfume

Keurig Machines are great and all, but sometimes you need a little more than coffee. Fortunately, ThinkGeek has created delicious dehydrated meals you can make in the machines. Just pop your K-Cup 5-Star Meal into the machine and then get ready to eat. Your donuts, corndogs, wings, salad or taco. Delicious!

 After you're full, pump up your sex appeal with this great Game of Thrones Fire and Blood Perfume because if there is anything that attracts a man, it's smelling like an angry dragon.  At only $74.99, it's still far cheaper than hunting down your own dragon and extracting its scent gland -although if you're up to that challenge, getting a man probably shouldn't be too difficult.

 If you couldn't tell already, this is all just part of ThinkGeek's clever April Fool Day listings. Don't miss their other goofs like the Star Wars Admiral Ackbar Singing Bass, the Skyrim Electronic Dragon Shout Hoodie and Minecraft Marshmallow Creeps.