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The Top 10 Weirdest and Funniest Japanese Condoms




Condoms have a long history in Japan, beginning with the earliest versions which were made from leather (!), tortoise shells (!!) or even horns (!!!)... is this where the expression "are you horny?" came from?

Thankfully, condom technology has advanced to the point where 580 million condoms are sold each year in Japan and competition within the industry is, er, stiff. Indeed, Japan boasts more condoms used per person per year than any other country. To get ahead in the race for safe sex supremacy, Japanese consumers are being treated to innovative market thrusts that are by turns interesting, unusual and downright weird. So, leave that poor turtle alone and come with us (ahem), as we count down The Top 10 Weirdest Japanese Condoms!

10) Astrology Condoms, for those with Crystal Balls


Hey baby, what's your sign?Hey baby, what's your sign?
This cute condom package evokes traditional Japanese themes to create a modern day version of the Floating World. No telling if the actual condoms are styled to resemble the pair of piscine prophylactics on the package - or, for that matter, if they're fish-flavored. Hopefully not, on both counts. (condom via Bibi's Box )

 

9) Candy is Dandy, but Condoms are a Girl's Best Friend


"Have a break..." uh oh!"Have a break..." uh oh!
The obvious thing to do, then, is to combine the best attributes of both... but maybe it's best to get your legal department's OK before running off thousands of "Kit Sacks". Sure, have a break... wait a minute, these are condoms! And no, I refuse to make any "Hershey Highway" references, so let's not even go there. (condom via boingboing )

 

 

8) Fe+Male Condoms, for the Gender-ambivalent or the Iron-poor


The first Unisex condom?The first Unisex condom?
Okamoto is one of Japan's leading condom manufacturers, so you'd think they'd invest in an English-speaking copyeditor to proofread their new products. These "Fe+Male" condoms are a case in point... are they for males, females, or what?? My wife's multivitamins have "Fe+" on the bottle, so are these condoms iron-enriched as well? And if so, is there a problem with rusting? (condom via Condom Depot )

 

7) Designer Condoms by Radical Suzuki


Designer wrappers for wrappersDesigner wrappers for wrappers
Is that a Suzuki in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? In the bedroom or in your wallet, count on Tokyo Art Condoms by Radical Suzuki to make a good impression - and not just a circular one. These look so good it seems a shame to rip them open. Not only are the packages appealing, the condoms themselves are attractively tinted and pleasingly flavored in peach, melon and plain. plain? (condom via Compact Impact )

 

 

6) I thought Anime Otaku don't get Dates...



But on the off chance a fateful meeting of obsessed otaku-tachi turns into something romantic, whip out your Gundam condoms! Available in 4 different package designs, each featuring a different "condomonster". Gundam condoms (try saying that six times quickly) show that when nerds eventually do it, they do it in style! (condom via Dannychoo )

 

5) Grace Condoms, for when Company comes...


Nothing says "Elegance" like latexNothing says "Elegance" like latex
Advertisers have tried to give an upscale aura to condoms before, but are we really ready to see a box of them displayed alongside lamps, plants and other household brick-a-brack? Will the boss and his wife (or her hubby) be impressed with your good taste when they arrive for dinner & drinks? If not, could it lead to your dis-grace? (condom via Alibaba )

 

 



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Comments

wow, kit kat condom. very

wow, kit kat condom. very interesting stuff. :D

-IT-


have a break, have a kit

have a break, have a kit sack! hehe


Zombie Condom

Is that the same Suzuki as the automobile/bike manufacturer?


Comment

Please dont break me off a piece of this kit sack bar!!!


Duh

Fe+ Male = IRON MAN


Duh Duh

Steve Levenstein's picture

Thanks, "The Daniel", for that inspiring buzz-kill. Now run along and find that sense of humor you misplaced :o)


"Super Big Boy"

Perfect for the smallest cocks in Asia.


If you say so...

Steve Levenstein's picture

I'll take your word for it, Patrick, you seem to be an authority on the subject.



Kit Sack

For milky substances inside and out?


Condoms in Japan - Some Advice

You might laugh at "Super Big Boys" and other "L" or "XL" condoms, but most Westerners in Japan (and some Japanese too) actually need them.

Before the Supers there were regular "Big Boys" sporting an image of a large middle-eastern-looking nose - a classic reference to gaijin (foreigners). They were a bit tight, but actually usable in contrast to regular local brands.

So be warned. If you're heading to Japan, BYO or shop carefully.


WTF?

Some of these stories proves the editor is simply an idiot. Maybe he/she or he and she doesnt get any to really understand the creative insight from these products.


Dumb & dumber

Steve Levenstein's picture

Who says the designs aren't creative? They are - and humorous as well. The previous poster, proud to be "anonymous" just doesn't get it... or "any", in all likelihood. 


hmm... Steve, that odor

hmm... Steve, that odor thing is for the ladies. I hope you're more sensitive in the sack than you are on your blog. WE give head usually and if you're not monogamous you should always use a condom.

 

but I assume you know that because you don't question the flavoured condoms.

 

anyway, granted these are some pretty strange condoms but not the strangest or funniest in Japan. just the otaku internet.


Ask me no questions, i'll tell you no lies

Steve Levenstein's picture

Such a tease... we're all looking forward to YOUR list. Bring it on!


Asians are really doing weird things..

but that's nice :))


JAPANS are SICK!

JAPANS are SICK!


You mean Japanese, you

You mean Japanese, you inbred hick?


cool

these japanese are very creative.


What about Trojan Twisted Pleasure condoms?

Those are my personal favorite ... <a href="http://www.condomman.com/page/C/CTGY/Trojan-Twisted-Pleasure-Condoms">Condoms shaped like a corkscrew!</a>


Japanese Condoms

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hey

there alsome you freak


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