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Top 5 Sluttiest Wedding Dresses Spotted In 2009

Most people go for the classy, fashionable look on their wedding day. But there's some women, who take the time to really showcase their personal style, oh, and their bodies when they get ready to walk down the aisle. Talk about leaving nothing to the imagination for the wedding night, these brides almost need to put clothes back on to wow their grooms with lingerie when they slip under the matrimonial covers.

5. The Mariah

The Mariah Carrey slutty wedding dress certainly doesn't leave anything to the imagination. Fully equipped with garter belt, stockings, and a main fashion piece better off worn under the dress or on the wedding night, this dress starts us off with its moderately tame slutty fashion.

4. The "Marry My Cleavage"

With so much cleavage on display, it's not hard to picture those breasts making an unplanned appearance during the wedding ceremony, perhaps right in time to say "I do". This woman will never have to ask her husband why he married her, because I think the answer's pretty obvious. But who did the groom really say "I do" to, the bride, or her cleavage that obviously took center stage at this wedding.

3. The Showgirl

This bride's slutty wedding dress is straight out of Vegas. This showgirl certainly wasn't shown up by her bridesmaids at her wedding wearing this poor fashion choice of an outfit. You may bare your heart on your wedding day, but it's okay to keep the rest of the anatomy covered.

 2. The Hotpants Wedding Dress 

There's nothing wrong with comfort on your wedding day, but this bride's slutty wedding dress would not even have been fit for the top of a wedding cake. It sure must have been a party at this bride and groom's reception, because her wedding dress is more nightclub material than preparing for holy matrimony.

1. The Bikini Bridal Gown 

Many brides dream of a beach wedding, but most choose to go with a wedding dress that is more flowly than flimsy. This bride is certainly prepared for a post- "I do" dip in the ocean, and afterwards that will definitely take this slutty wedding dress to a whole new level that will better prepare her for her night of wedded bliss.

Comments
Apr 20, 2009
by Anonymous

..

Roger that!

Apr 20, 2009
by Anonymous

"The Showgirl" girl is

"The Showgirl" girl is actually a 15 year old Gypsy:P I read her wedding story in the Daily Mail.

May 29, 2009
by Anonymous

slutty wedding dresses

They should cause quite a titter at the wedding!

May 29, 2009
by Anonymous

whatever

so what if people like that.. what is this, The Hegemony Strikes Back? Some people are more comfortable being sexual beings than others and in many ways it is more natural. Not that I am one of those people, I am maybe almost as hemmed in by the peer pressure as some of my fellow commentators. I doubt that they put those pictures of themselves online. If they feel good about it then I am proud of them for standing up to all the jerks who are even now trying to take it away from them.

May 29, 2009
by Anonymous

I love that dress.

I love that dress.

May 29, 2009
by Anonymous

15YO Gypsy

So you read the story in the Daily Mail. So did I.

Now take a good look at the photo and tell me that's 15 years old.

Looks close to 30 to me...

May 30, 2009
by Anonymous

Nice!

Bravo to those girls, Nothing wrong as far as I can tell.

May 30, 2009
by Anonymous

People who pick these dresses

*COUGH*WHOOOORE*COUGH*

Jun 4, 2009
by Anonymous

Nobody is tryingto take

Nobody is tryingto take anything away from them. We're jsut calling them what they are: sluts. If you dress like a slut, you are a slut. Simple as that. You write like a slut, you must be a slut too.

Jun 6, 2009
by Anonymous

YOU might have spotted the Mariah dress in 2009...

but everyone else "spotted" it in 2001, when she wore that to a COSTUME PARTY. It's not a wedding dress, and was never intended to be. (And by the way, there's one "R" in "Carey." ) In fact, the post linked by an earlier commenter proves that all of these outfits are older than 2009.

And sorry, but the comment on the "No. 2" wedding dress makes no sense. "Top of a wedding cake?... " Wha......?

Jun 8, 2009
by Anonymous

Umm research..

Many of these are not from this year, one is not even a wedding dress and what one wishes to wear at her own wedding is her own business. I would not be caught dead in any of them, but the outfit, or lack thereof, does not make anyone a slut. I've seen many weddings where a bride in a conservative dress more fit the catagory. Judging people's sex lives by what they wear is not exactly an exciting topic. Especially when the article is poorly researched.

Jun 11, 2009
by Anonymous

what kind of wedding dress.

oh my i think God is not happy when HE see brides wearing that kind of stuff. this must be the holiest matrimony, but i seems that it is aweful. they just mock it.

Jun 27, 2009
by Anonymous

Each to their own...

Honestly who are we to judge! I would never call anyone a slut because of their clothing. It's their choice no matter how we see it, it's the bride and groom that have to love it. It's more likely to be a huge lack of confidence that leads a woman/girl to dress inappropriately, not her being a slut. If a woman needs to dress this way in order to feel attractive, we should pity her, and hope she can one day develop self love. We need to as woman support other women, not pass judgement. We should be happy they love enough to marry, no matter what the dress.