Angel Kitty USB Keyboard Bra: Every Geek's Dream

Hey baby, you're my "type"...Hey baby, you're my "type"...
The USB Keyboard Bra from Angel Kitty was probably conceived in a junk food fueled late night frenzy following one too many visits to an illicit adult chat room. Why the beancounters at Angel Kitty actually indulged their sex-addled engineers and funded production of this perverted peripheral, however, is beyond even MY imagination. Nevertheless, here it is, thoughtfully backed in soft silicone and trimmed prettily in pink lace. Ooh la la!

The keyboard layout appears to be standard while allowing for the natural contours of the female anatomy. It's not known whether heavy use of the keyboard will result in carpal tunnel syndrome - our testers haven't reported any side effects other than a tendency to leer salaciously while using it.

Touch Typing at its breast... er, best!Touch Typing at its breast... er, best!
The photo that shows the model reclining in front of the monitor isn't quite accurate since to actually use the keyboard, the monitor would have to be mounted over her face. Basically, the woman is reduced to the role of a desktop. Now ladies, I know you want to get closer to your comp-addicted hubby, but is the situation really that desperate? In the days before PCs, the equivalent of this product might have been a Snack Table Bra. Just imagine: beer & pretzels are positioned right in front of Slovenly Husband's face, allowing him to slurp & burp without ungluing his eyes from the Big Game. It's good to know we've evolved since then, isn't it?

The USB Keyboard Bra from Angel Kitty costs ¥15,750 (about $130) plus shipping; buy one for your Significant Other at your own risk. (via Akihabara News)

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Steve Levenstein
Japanese Innovations Writer

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Jul 30, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)


..for blogging and flogging!

Jul 30, 2007
by Anonymous XX (not verified)

For some reason,

I don't think that is where women would like to get fingered.  I foresee a "Devil Pelvic Kitty" for more effective touch-typing.

Jul 30, 2007
by Brajeshwar (not verified)

You've to get in between her legs to type properly

Hmmm, you really have to get in between here legs to type properly. However, I'm not sure if anyone can type effectively in that position and if your touch typing should pound harder or go software on the keys.

Jul 30, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

why are so many Japanese

why are so many Japanese chicks SO VAPID!!!!!

christ, even a pulse, is it so much to ask?

Jul 30, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Vapid answer


Jul 30, 2007
by Adam (not verified)


so what happens when you type on her chest?

Jul 30, 2007
by DNA (not verified)

Fast Fingers

Type faster...  Faster!...   FASTER!!!    OH!!!    YES!!!!!

Jul 30, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

does it come with da gal?

does it come with da gal?

Jul 31, 2007
by koew (not verified)


Japanese people are genious, but where's the mouse supposed to be?

Jul 31, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

The only way to type

The only way to type naturally, is to sit on top of her...

And while you are typing.. I guess you might as well....

Jul 31, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Questions abound

Does the CTRL ALT DEL command cause her to forget her dignity?

Jul 31, 2007
by Steve Levenstein
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Answers, too

How about the dignity of the GUY who does the typing? Then again, we're guys - we'll dump our dignity for sex at the drop of a hat, lol!

Jul 31, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

<insert> <backspace>

<insert> <backspace> <insert> <backspace> <insert> <backspace> <insert> <backspace> <insert> <backspace> <insert> <backspace> ...Sealed

Jul 31, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)


That is the stupidest idea ever

Jul 31, 2007
by VashTS544 (not verified)

We all know why they are so screwed up...

It all goes back to WWII, when we dropped the bombs on them. That is why they have the WEIRDEST porn on the planet. Then again, they did have forced sex camps for their soilders during WWII, so who knows where it really comes from. I blame the radiation and the fact that open trade with them results in Americans buying stuff like this for their girlfriends. But this is perfect if you are both geeks and want to be kinky while using the computer, whithout porno.

Jul 31, 2007
by Steve Levenstein
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Buy it for your girlfriend??

Tell your girlfriend you're buying a Keyboard Bra for her (complete with French Maid outfit) and report back to us what she said. Mind the F-word, tho'...

Jul 31, 2007
by Esrun (not verified)

What a load of bollocks this

What a load of bollocks this is. I have one of these keyboards form for like $10. They're just flexible water resistant keyboards.

Jul 31, 2007
by Steve Levenstein
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Never mind the bollocks...

Keep your pants on, i hear Angel Kitty is working on a Bollocks Keyboard. The Scroll Lock key is a killer...

Jul 31, 2007
by Phil (not verified)


That's a bit too submissive, now she can be both your computer desk AND your keyboard!

Jul 31, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)


I love it.
I must have it.
sorry if I don't write a long message. I need to go to buy it NOW.


PD: I have show it to my wife. she asked to buy two in case one gets dirty from use and abuse.

Aug 2, 2007
by Mgccl (not verified)

I buy one if it comes with

I buy one if it comes with the doll.

what kind of position we need to use....hummm... 

Aug 2, 2007
by Hehehe (not verified)

Does it come with a fury

Does it come with a fury mouseWink

Aug 7, 2007
by Flamer (not verified)


My god you dipsh1t Americans never cease to amaze with your supreme ignorance. WTF does WWII have to do with Japanese eccentricity? The Nazi's had  their 'joy division' too, what's your point? Have you considered the thousands of years that eastern culture evolved completely independently from the west? Seriously what kind of bullsh1t do they feed you in school over there? Let me guess, your civil war, your (rubbish) constitution, how you're the greatest nation in the world, creationism. I think I'd opt for the radiation. Moron.

Aug 10, 2007
by Kozar


Who's this anti-American joker?


Flamer, are you from France? 

Aug 21, 2007
by Saturn cold air intake (not verified)


these japanese are making their way to the market selling these great stuff.

Aug 24, 2007
by Anon (not verified)

Anyone can make one of these.

The keyboard is a flexible one made of silicon. I bought one a few weeks ago for €7. It doesn't even look like its attatched to the bra since the model has to old it up.


130 quid? Get lost.

Oct 8, 2007
by Militia (not verified)

Ignorance is Bliss

I must say that I have to agree with Flamer.

VashTS544 = Pillock. 

Oct 27, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Mouse? This begs the


This begs the invention of the next generation of pointing device, yes, you guessed it, the pussy. (As in CAT, of course..)