Want An Instruction Manual For When You Become A Zombie?

There are some great books out there with plenty of advice on how to stay safe during a zombie apocalypse, but what about the worst case scenario. That would mean that you have also become a zombie now -- but what is it that zombies do besides lumbering about? That is why you need help like the kind you can get from So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead.

 So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly UndeadSo Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead

Finding yourself suddenly undead is a great deal more disturbing than actually being dead. Suddenly you can't walk normally, your bits are rotting and falling off periodically, and you have developed an irrational taste for human flesh, not to mentioned being limited to a series of groans to get your point across. What to do? The first thing is to check out this handy guide book that you were foresighted enough to have purchased beforehand.  It was written by the eminent "zombieologist" John Austin.

The book explains everything from how you became a zombie in the first place complete with all of the stages of zombification. This includes a review of this history and evolution of zombies and a review of what it takes to survive in the zombie world. You will even learn how to coax the living out of barricaded basements for a quick snack.

So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly UndeadSo Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead

You will even learn about the upside to being a zombie -- no more job, bosses, taxes, smart phones, and even showering -- all just so that you can focus on obtaining your next meal of human brains. Since zombies simply no good at interpersonal relationships, your dating life will go from iffy to nonexistent and you won't give a damn.

There are a lot of reference books that people (your mother) think you should have from dictionaries to Personal Finance for Dummies, but this is one that you might actually crack open once in a while. It is the perfect book for studying during those long bathroom sessions or for reading on those dark and stormy nights when you can't sleep.

To order your own copy of So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead for yourself or an at-risk friend, click here.

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