Want A Red Nose Handy Just In Case?

An Emergency Clown Nose -- it is the sort of thing that everyone should have on hand in their medicine cabinet for those times when nothing else will do. Seriously. After all laughter is said to be the best medicine and it is. This rosy little ball, when placed on the caregiver's nose and used according to directions is very likely to cause waves of laughter especially in small children.

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The instructions include placing the ball on your nose via the slit in the back, making a funny face, telling jokes -- bad or otherwise -- and generally acting silly. This should come naturally to many of us, especially those of us who were class clowns or picked it up in our post-graduate work.

The nose works most effectively on small children who may need to stop crying, be distracted from getting a shot, or not worry about how much it will hurt to clean a boo-boo. Especially when using with sick or unhappy adults the element of surprise is recommended. Funny voices and the ability to mime are optional. Repeat as needed or until someone punches you in said nose.

Each nose comes bottled with an easy-open cap to help speed relief. Do not give the nose to anyone to take internally. Side effects include chuckling, chortling, giggling, guffawing, and the occasional snort. If laughter persists for more than four hours or results in hiccups lasting more than 8 hours consult a physician. 

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