Sexy Ornament Time
you prefer making babies over actual babies, then perhaps these
sex-themed ornaments would suit your tree better. If you’re actually
into the science of baby making, then the sperm ornament is one half of the necessary ingredients for making babies in your tree.
Perhaps you prefer the source of the sperm though. In this case, you will need to order this lovely bronzed penis from Etsy seller Stiletto. Just imagine playing find the pickle with this gilded wonder.
On the other hand, if you like the woman parts, or if you want a complete set, don’t miss the golden vagina also available from Stiletto.
Then again, if you are all about boobs, don’t worry about being left out. There’s plenty of jugs available for everyone courtesy of Etsy user erottery.
perhaps you're the type who likes to keep your erotic ornaments
seasonal. If that's the case then you might want to consider sodomizing
your tree's wholesomness with these sexual snowmen. If you like these guys, there's plenty of other professional-looking pornaments availible on Amazon.
There’s even a great eyeball ornament available for those of you who have strange attractions to your lover’s peepers.