The Weirdest Christmas Ornaments To Make Your Tree Blush
Sparkly Poop Ornaments
Now that we’ve covered body organs, why not add some bodily functions to your ornament collection? This artificially-snow covered pile of poop is the most beautiful odorless pile of poop I personally have ever seen…I think.(You can buy this here.)
If you asked yourself who made the poop? I can’t tell you for sure, but the fact that it doesn’t stink might make it magical. Who could make magical poo? Perhaps Bigfoot…or maybe, since it’s snow-covered, it would be the Yeti’s.( You can buy this here.)
Strange Doll Ornaments
Speaking of things that give people nightmares, these creepy doll ornaments are some of the scariest Christmas tree decorations I’ve ever seen. If you’re the kind of person who would want to scare baby Jesus, then maybe, just maybe you’re the type of freak that would love these Strange Dolls.* * *
Readers, what do you think of these ornaments? Are there any you think would be perfect for your family tree? Have you seen anything stranger ornaments? If so, please do tell; it is the season for sharing after all.
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