Wipe That Stain Off Your Smile With Borracha's Wine Wipes

Red or purple lips may be sexy, but those very same tints on your teeth look Goth and eerie. What's a red wine borracha to do? A new company called Borracha, a female who likes her booze, has created a solution for those telltale tooth stains: Wine Wipes.

Borrachas try to keep their habits hidden so Wine Wipes are a godsend for them. Of course, the best part of the Wipes is that they remove red wine stains, but there is another benefit to them as well; Wine Wipes don't keep you from drinking even more wine. Wine Wipes cleanse your palate so you are ready to go right on drinking or wine tasting. (You already know what toothpaste does to your tastebuds!)

The flavor is "orange blossom," and, according to feedback from users, some like the taste and some don't, but none have suggested that Wine Wipes don't work. One borracha even said that the Wine Wipes work for coffee and tea stains!

True to its borracha culture, Borracha doesn't share the secrets of Wine Wipes with its customers, except to say that the little wipes were made in a licensed FDA, CDC, and EPA laboratory.

So far, the Wine Wipes website doesn't list retailers on its website, but you can purchase Wine Wipes from the site. They are $18 for 3 compacts (20 Wipes in each, plus mirror!) and a purple velvet carrying taste.

Wine Wipes via Epicurious