'The World's Most Perfect Food!' Squeez Bacon®
Finally, Think Geek found a way to import what American's love best. No, not bacon. Squeez Bacon®! Think Geek claims is for real, and we know they never lie... although they do hallucinate a bit.
But think, bacon lovers! If this Squeez Bacon is for real and it is real bacon and you can eat it with anything you want and one bottle lasts for 12 years, open, without refrigeration... then maybe we should all try it! Damn! It beats cooking the stuff and splattering everything with grease!
Just one tube contains 16 servings of bacon the equivalent of 64 slices, so try not to eat it all at once, because it is just as healthy as bacon; no additional preservatives added.
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