Finally, Think Geek found a way to import what American's love best. No, not bacon. Squeez Bacon®! Think Geek claims is for real, and we know they never lie... although they do hallucinate a bit.
But think, bacon lovers! If this Squeez Bacon is for real and it is real bacon and you can eat it with anything you want and one bottle lasts for 12 years, open, without refrigeration... then maybe we should all try it! Damn! It beats cooking the stuff and splattering everything with grease!
Just one tube contains 16 servings of bacon the equivalent of 64 slices, so try not to eat it all at once, because it is just as healthy as bacon; no additional preservatives added.
Get your PERFECT food here!
Toby
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Fake!
Submitted on April 2nd, 2009 by AnonymousIt was an April Fool's joke. Try adding it to your cart. Fools.
you are so smart
Submitted on April 2nd, 2009 by Anonymouswhat pleasure did you get out of writing that... idiot!
That's hysterical!
Submitted on April 2nd, 2009 by John P. BarkerYay!!!! Just the thought of this being real made my stomach churn. The tossers up above me who wrote those comments are just haters and not smart enough to figure out the spirit of the aricle.
Nice job! Very good April Fool's article.
And no... I'd never eat that, though my love for bacon is quite intense... heh.
oh you would too!
Submitted on April 2nd, 2009 by Tobyc'mon John... I bet you would taste it. I would try it just to see if it really tasted like bacon. But if it did, then I'd be addicted.
Thanks for writing!
I like texture with my bacon
Submitted on April 2nd, 2009 by Gloria CamposCrispy bacon not mashed bacon.
Invention genius!
Submitted on April 10th, 2009 by daveandtom2Wish I'd thought of that!
http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_astounding_book_author_interview for the Invention videos