'The World's Most Perfect Food!' Squeez Bacon®


Finally, Think Geek found a way to import what American's love best. No, not bacon. Squeez Bacon®! Think Geek claims is for real, and we know they never lie... although they do hallucinate a bit.



But think, bacon lovers! If this Squeez Bacon is for real and it is real bacon and you can eat it with anything you want and one bottle lasts for 12 years, open, without refrigeration... then maybe we should all try it! Damn! It beats cooking the stuff and splattering everything with grease!




Just one tube contains 16 servings of bacon the equivalent of 64 slices, so try not to eat it all at once, because it is just as healthy as bacon; no additional preservatives added.



Get your PERFECT food here!

Apr 2, 2009
by Anonymous


It was an April Fool's joke. Try adding it to your cart. Fools.

Apr 2, 2009
by Anonymous

you are so smart

what pleasure did you get out of writing that... idiot!

Apr 2, 2009
by John P. Barker
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That's hysterical!

Yay!!!!  Just the thought of this being real made my stomach churn.  The tossers up above me who wrote those comments are just haters and not smart enough to figure out the spirit of the aricle.

Nice job!  Very good April Fool's article.

And no... I'd never eat that, though my love for bacon is quite intense... heh.

Apr 2, 2009
by Toby
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oh you would too!

c'mon John... I bet you would taste it.  I would try it just to see if it really tasted like bacon. But if it did, then I'd be addicted.

Thanks for writing!

Apr 2, 2009
by Gloria Campos
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I like texture with my bacon

Crispy bacon not mashed bacon.