Would You Like To Piss On George Bush? This Just In!

Clark Sorensen, famed floral urinal designer, has apparently gone political! He's made a Presidential Urinal, the likeness of George W. himself!


Sorensen, who will have a sneak pee-view of George at his San Francisco studio on election night, says he designed the Presidential Toilet so that he could express his appreciation for the last eight years. Visitors to his studio on election eve will be encouraged to give the urinal what it deserves -- "A Good Flush!"

Following the sneak pee-k at his studio, Sorensen will have a one-man show entitled "Down The Drain - The Legacy of George W. Bush." at Ruby's Clay Studio and Gallery in San Francisco. The show will run from January 17 to February 16, 2009.

For more information, visit ClarkMade. If you would like to attend the sneak pee-k, get a reservation by emailing him at clark@clarkmade.com.

See more of Sorensen's Urinals in my former column: 10 Fun Ways To Piss On A Flower.

Well, what do you think? Creative way to express an opinion or a new low in the political dialogue?

Oct 31, 2008
by Anonymous


Somebody needs to turn that into a flash game.

Oct 31, 2008
by Beth Graddon-Hodgson
Beth Graddon-Hodgson's picture

 I'm not even American..but

 I'm not even American..but I'm commenting to say, well, no comment. It's too funny.

Beth Hodgson
Innovative Business Writer

Mar 3, 2009
by Anonymous

Bush committed hate crimes with the stench of terrorism

Speaking of George W. Bush:

George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).

George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.

And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.

Many people know what Bush did.

And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.

Bush was absolute evil.

Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.

Bush is a psychological prisoner.

Bush has a lot to worry about.

Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.

In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.