Best Poopy Stuff of All Time
10. Pee and Poop Cuddle Toys
I kinow that some days, you just have the strong desire to hug your excrement. Now, you can.
Merchant says: "The cuddly toys Pee&Poo are now available in a duo pack - together for ever. They are made in a cotton plush (80% cotton and 20% polyester) and filled with polyester fibre. Naturally, they are CE approved and are suitable for children of all ages." (buy poop here )
11. Instant Spray On Poop
If you'd rather not have to physically spray your poop around yourself and exert yourself, you can now use this convenient spray poop in a can.
Merchant for this poop says "INSTA-POOP (aka. Turd in a Can!) - Looks soft and real! Just shake the can and press down, out comes crap that looks so real it will make you want to puke." (Poop item no longer available. try this poop instead.)
12. Poop Pen
Your hands probably touch crap all day. Now, everyone can see what you have to deal with on a daily basis. Now, you really have crap on your hands.
Merchant for this poop says: "Doo Doo Doodlers (AKA: #2 pens) - Surely you have. These pens are an excellent choice when writing "Dear John" letters, working on your income taxes, and check writing. Get the relief you deserve, use these to write crappy letters to Congress, or maybe to your ex-spouse!?! " (poop)
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Well, if your life wasn't filled with enough poop, I have surely given you some good reasons to go out and get some more, no?
Which is your favorite?
Update: Since many of these poop items are no longer available, I thought I'd share with you my new favorite, the poop filled mug.
Update: If you like crap, plese enjoy my best article yet - 12 Most Awesome Gifts for the Sex Obsessed Man
Amused and Bemused
Wacky Products Writer