This Summer's Number One Poop Throwing Game

Bob J — Fri, 03 May 2013 03:29:04 -0700

With the warmer weather almost upon us, I can hardly help but be reminded of summers past and the lost innocence of childhood, when long into the evenings, the trees surrounding our happy home full with the raucous laughter of cicadas, my parents and I would challenge each other to a thrilling game of Doody Head.

Rest Your Weary Arms With The Bubble Gum iPhone Stand

Bob J — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:42:37 -0700

The iStuck bubble gum stand for iPhone is designed to keep people who might otherwise want to get their hands on your iPhone away, because they'll think there's a big wad of gum stuck to it. If you want to find out how to get your hands on this prestigious piece of hardware, read on...

Stay Cool This Summer WIth A Pair Of Air-Conditioned Pants

Bob J — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:25:14 -0700

If you're looking for a style of clothing that's sure to blow the pants off the competition, look no further than these air-conditioned pants from Japan. No matter how hot it gets, simply ramp up the power on the twin fan cooling system and let the wind blow.

Turn Any Flat Surface Into A Virtual Laser Keyboard

Bob J — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 07:09:09 -0700

Running out of space on your table top? Now you can turn any flat surface into a full size keyboard for use with your mobile devices. Floors, shelves, upside-down storage bins, counter-tops, appliance tops. No surface is safe from your nimble fingers.

Forget Time With The Whatever I'm Late Anyway Clock

Bob J — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 08:19:22 -0700

If you have trouble with punctuality, if you're always running late for your next appointment, the Late Anyway Clock won't be much help. But it should bring a smile to all those people you've kept waiting over the years.

Wasabi Warning: Use Of This Product May Set Your Face On Fire

Bob J — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 07:46:01 -0700

The edge is where you play your best. Where the light meets the dark, where fear rises from the shadows to greet you, this is where you thrive. This is your water, your breath of air. And if you think you would eat a bowl of wasabi on a dare, read on. If you dare...

No Bathroom? No Problem. Bumper Dumper Lets You Drop Your Pants Wherever You Are

Bob J — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 09:08:53 -0700

Remember when you had to run around town literally busting to reach a bathroom safely? Or were forced to drive for miles anxiously looking for the next rest stop? Those days are over. So long as your car or truck is close by, the Bumper Dumper means now you'll always have somewhere to go.

Got A Pest Problem? Handy Bottles Of Rare Pee Can Be The Solution

Bob J — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 08:36:57 -0700

If you've got a pest problem and you've tried all the usual sprays, bait traps, and sonic repellents and nothing's worked. If you're done with putting down poisons that harm the environment, now may be the time to dig deep into that arsenal of weapons and pull out the big guns. Now may be the time to instill the fear factor.

Finally! Hot Dogs So Comfortable You Can Stick Them In Your Ears

Bob J — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 09:19:21 -0800

Have you always wanted to put hot dogs in your ears but couldn't find a good reason to do it? Or any reason to do it? Look no further. The reason to put hot dogs in your ears has arrived and is here now. Right now!

Are You And Your iPad In The Toilet?

Bob J — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 06:14:13 -0800

With the Pedestal Stand for iPad with toilet roll holder from CTA Digital, now less than ever does business need to be interrupted. Not even when you're doing your business.

Stuck For A Date? Grow Your Own Boyfriend

Bob J — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 09:11:02 -0800

It's the end of the week and it seems like just about everyone in the world but you has plans for the evening. You don't feel like cooking for yourself, you're against the idea of dining out alone, and there's no way you're playing the third wheel again like last week. Relax, Incredible Gifts may have just what you're looking for. All you need is a working faucet and an empty bathtub.

Top 5 Valentine's Day Gifts It Never Crossed Your Mind To Give. Until Now.

Bob J — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 07:33:50 -0800

With Valentine's Day being today, there's no time left to search out the perfect gift for your heart's desire. Flying in the face of reason, here are 5 last minute ideas for anyone without a clue as to what to give this Valentine's.

Keep Your Dark Secret Hidden With The Big Daddy Driver

Bob J — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 04:31:55 -0800

If you have a dark secret that you desperately need to hide from loved ones, peers, friends, pretty much anyone really, the Big Daddy Driver may be just what you're looking for. Although frankly if you're in that deep I don't see much hope. Anyway, give it a shot. What's to lose? Doesn't sound like things could get much worse, does it.

FingerTrap Bags Suck Like No Other Handbag

Bob J — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 06:53:44 -0800

The Finger-trap handbag designed by James Piatt means you never have to hold onto your bag again. Suction design holds the bag in place on your fingertips. Be sure to attach your new handbag after you leave the house, or you'll never be able to open the front door.

Take Golf To Another Level With Potty Putter

Bob J — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 02:17:06 -0800

Take multi-tasking to the next level with the Potty Putter. Now you can poop, putt, shoot hoops, throw pitches, and anything else you can think of to do in the bathroom. Ok, you can poop and putt with it. Forget the other stuff.

Man Sues Prizm Glasses for Making Him Lazy

Bob J — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 05:46:59 -0800

If you're looking to be more productive while lying down, a new pair of Prizm Glasses may be the answer. But they're not for everyone. You'll need imagination and a stiff neck if you're to avoid the fate of Martin Warburton, who hasn't been upright since he first put them on.