Ten Things You Don't Need for St Patrick's Day

Luke McKinney — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:41:12 -0700

Alcohol and poor purchasing choices go hand in hand. Which is why some businesses think they can sell crap by sticking "It's fun/beer related!" on the front. They are wrong.

Need This? Office Ejector Seat

Luke McKinney — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:38:55 -0800

Pulling parts from old World War II planes? Call it art and you can charge what you like!

Need This? Three Thousand Dollar Accordion

Luke McKinney — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:05:49 -0800

Whatever the sport, music or demented pastime, someone has found a way to uber-technologise it. This unfortunately includes the accordion.

Need This? Electronic Laughter Meter

Luke McKinney — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:35:31 -0800

Not content with building our cars and opening our doors, now machines will tell us how funny we think things are.

Need This? USB Mouse Typing Speedometer

Luke McKinney — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:34:47 -0800

If you need an ugly plastic robo-mouse to encourage you while you type then we've found the perfect product for you! Also, we think you're crazy and want you to keep away from us.

Need This? Spongebob Squarepants Rectal Thermometer

Luke McKinney — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:39:05 -0800

Someone, somewhere thought that children's cartoon characters and rectal thermometry were an ideal combination. Amazingly, this person has not been arrested.

Need This? Vodka-based Musical Machines

Luke McKinney — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:49:30 -0800

We've all been to a wedding reception, a business dinner, or a family gathering that's gone on a little too long. We've all seen someone who insists on making music out of wine glasses, not content to have a single but drunkenly trying to set up a whole scale of glassware. read more »

Computerised Canine Enjoys Your USB

Luke McKinney — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:37:37 -0800

The motto of the intrepid inventor is "Build it, and they will come. With cash." Never has that saying been truer than with the USB Humping Dog, a gadget so technically pointless as to make a shaved kiwi look like a scalpel. read more »

Need This? Computerised Catflap

Luke McKinney — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:40 -0800

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What do you get when you combine a cat and military-developed technology?