Creep Out The Creeps With These Hairy Stockings

Jill Harness — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:09:42 -0700

These stockings are designed to make your legs look hairy so you can creep out all those creeps out there.

Tired of Torn Toast? Try the Butter Cheese Grater

Jill Harness — Tue, 07 May 2013 20:57:00 -0700

Cold butter is practically impossible to spread, but not with the help of the butter cheese grater that helps soften things up in no time.

Spotted At WonderCon: Drabbits!

Jill Harness — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 16:50:48 -0700

A Drabbit is like a dragon and rabbit mixed together, but even better since it will sit on your shoulder.

7 Father's Day Gifts For Those Who Wish They Were Adopted

Jill Harness — Sun, 03 Jun 2012 17:00:00 -0700

Still looking for a Father's Day gift that can't possibly be seen as a term of endearment? Well then, you've come to the right place. Here are eight terrible gifts certain to give the right message -that you simply don't give a hoot about your old man.

14 Terrible Christmas Presents For 14 Terrible People

Jill Harness — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 21:20:00 -0800

We all have horrible people in our lives that we have to buy Christmas presents for -no matter how much we actually hate them. These people can be some of the hardest people to shop for, which is annoying since you don’t really want to buy them something anyway.

We’re here to help with this year’s list of terrible Christmas presents for all the worst kind of people in your life.

8 Great Valentine's Day Gifts for Your Favorite Geek

Jill Harness — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 16:17:41 -0800

Still looking for the perfect gift for your favorite geek? We can help, just remember, if you want something on this list, you'd better order express shipping and then put off your romantic night until Friday so you can enjoy a longer night together.

Loving The Plush Life: 6 Weird Art Stuffed Toys

Jill Harness — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:37:01 -0700

Weird art plushes When I was a young girl, I competed with my friends to have the largest collection of stuffed animals. Now that I’m an adult, I have noticed that I must not have been alone as there seems to be plenty of artists focusing their work in the realm of plush toys. While some of them are a bit strange, they are always fascinating. Funny enough, now my house is still filled with stuffed toys, only now I only collect weird artistic versions.

13 Strange and Bizarre Gifts For The Weirdos In Your Life

Jill Harness — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:09:52 -0800

Know someone hard to shop for? Are you sick of looking for something they'll actually like? Why not try something sure to confuse them instead? These strange goodies will be great ways to throw off the preconcieved gift ideas people already expect from you.

9 Gifts That Will Surely Anger Your Valentine

Jill Harness — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:47:15 -0800

While it’s widely believed Valentine’s Day was invented by the card companies, it actually was popularized by candy companies in the twenties. Surprisingly, our list of fantastic gifts for people you pretend to love has only a few sweet treats. We do have plenty of sour presents to offer though. Whatever the problem in your relationship, one of these gifts is sure to express your true feelings for your significant other.

Bacon Bacon Everywhere: Top 10 Ways To Love Your Bacon

Jill Harness — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:05:45 -0800

It seems that bacon is one of the biggest trends of the last year. As the year comes to an end, it's the perfect time to look at the madness inspired by the tastiest of all cured meats.

10 Best Star Wars Toys All True Fans Must Have

Jill Harness — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 08:53:55 -0800

Star Wars fans sometimes take things too far, which leaves manufacturers with plenty of fun concepts to develop. If you know a true fan of the dark and light sides of the Force, then you'll surely know someone who loves these cool and silly goodies.

10 Great Toys For the Alcoholic Inside of Us All

Jill Harness — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:28:08 -0800

Boozehounds and barflies, here's a comprehensive list of the 10 best drinking accessories to help turn your life into the whirling swirl of drunkenness you've always wanted. Even if you aren't a total alcoholic, you may still enjoy some of these fun innovations in beer and liquor.

4 Utterly Terrible Valentine’s Day Experiences and Gifts

Jill Harness — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:00:00 -0800

Valentine’s Day is here again, which means it’s time to begrudgingly give your loved one an amazing experience for one day so he or she will be willing to stay with you for the other 364 days of the year. Because love is all about meeting, not exceeding, your partner’s minimum expectations. Of course, these gifts probably won't even do that.

Top 5 Weird Plushies To Squeeze And Love

Jill Harness — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:13:29 -0800

If you're tired of the old teddy bear and even stuffed hippos aren't raising your pulse any more, you may not be over plushes, you might just need a change of speed. These five furry options might be just what what you, or a picky child in your life, might be looking for.

10 Perfect Presents for 10 Types of Geeks

Jill Harness — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Dorks. Nerds. Geeks. If you read this site, there's a good chance you are one, or at least are friends with one. That may have been a bad thing in middle school, but in adulthood, we really start to see that thinking different is actually a great thing. Here's your chance to find some great gifts worthy of the dweebs on your list.

8 Weird Earth-Friendly Products

Jill Harness — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:44:41 -0700

Earth day is coming, and while the sky is not falling, temperatures are still rising. Bad economy or not, we all need to chip in a little to help our mother, Mrs. Earth. If you're looking for something really unique to outdo your eco-buddies, any of these eight goodies is sure to make you only one in your friend circle with something so strange.

Smells...Not So Delicious

Jill Harness — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 08:47:15 -0800

Who doesn't want to smell like they're in the middle of cooking dinner at any time? These food-scented perfumes and colognes are seriously weird and a bit disgusting.

ThinkGeek Launches K-Cup Meals and game of Thrones Perfume

Jill Harness — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 01:16:00 -0700

Meals from Keurig Machines and a perfume based on Game of Thrones, ThinkGeek has done it again with another amazing product line launch.

Real Geek Fragrances Will Up Your Mana & Health

Jill Harness — Wed, 30 May 2012 14:00:00 -0700

If there ever was a scent that told the world what a geek you are, this is it! ThinkGeek's RPG scented oils let you choose to smell like your favorite fantasy game class: Fighter, Rogue, Mage, Claric, Paladin or Ranger. It's perfect for any RPG-lover, whether you like to play Dungeons & Dragons, WOW or go out LARPing.

USBs and Phones and Bears -Oh My!

Jill Harness — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:47:26 -0700

Ever wish technology could cuddle? Not to worry, with these new gadgets, you can take care of business while enjoying cute, soft snuggles....or, if you prefer, bear torture.

Balls of Steel Are A Cool Way to Support A Good Cause

Jill Harness — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:30:00 -0800

There are plenty of goofy novelty products out there based on silly puns, but when a juvenille joke is used to help support testicular cancer research, everyone wins. Such is the case with Balls of Steel.

Necomimi Cat Ears Tell It Like It Is: A Review

Jill Harness — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 18:40:00 -0700

Tired of mood rings that don't actually reflect your mood? Try these cat ears that respond to your brainwaves!

11 Hilariously Stupid, Strange and Ugly Christmas Ornaments

Jill Harness — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 07:07:03 -0800

These days, Christmas isn’t about religion, it’s about expressing yourself and showing others how much you (don’t) care about them. What better way to show what a weirdo you are than adoring your tree with the tackiest, ugliest and just plain strangest Christmas ornaments around?

These Looks Aren't Fashionable, But They're Smart

Jill Harness — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 13:29:00 -0800

Jaktogo clothing might be some of the ugliest on the market, but if you're looking to skip baggage fees on your next flight, they might just be the smartest fashion mve you've made all year.

The 8 Best Easter Toys (To Give Your Kids Nightmares)

Jill Harness — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 10:00:00 -0700

Do your little monsters love the Easter Bunny? Do you want to traumatize them so badly that they never want another Easter Basket in their lives? If so, you've come to the right place. Here are 8 stuffed rabbits so scary your kids will be afraid to get out of bed on Easter Sunday.

The Weirdest Christmas Ornaments To Make Your Tree Blush

Jill Harness — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:25:12 -0800

It’s early December, which means if you haven’t already bought a Christmas tree, it’s time to head out to the local store and bring one home. If you haven’t already bought yourself some horrifyingly strange ornaments to go on your tree, fret not, we have a great collection of the weirdest, funniest and scariest Christmas tree ornaments around and there’s still plenty of time to order and get them on your tree before the holidays.

The 7 Weirdest, Tackiest, Creepiest and Sickest Halloween Costumes of 2009

Jill Harness — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:46:16 -0700

They say Halloween is the day where you get to see people bring their inner desires to life, so what does it say about a person who has a zombie fetus escaping from their womb or a man with another man's body coming from his butt? If your costume does reflect a bit of your innerself then these people are total weirdoes.

7 Stupid and Funny Halloween Costume Ideas For 2010

Jill Harness — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 09:00:00 -0700

Halloween gives us the perfect chance to be whoever we really want to be deep down inside, which is why it's such a great holiday. Whether your inner weirdo is a guido, a washed up star, or an outdated musician, you can be certain to appease that annoying freak inside you for at least one more year.

Ensuring You Get Extra Tricks This Halloween

Jill Harness — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 01:59:00 -0700

Want to guarantee your trick or treaters will leave you with a lot of tricks? Then try giving them terrible candy like Gummy Haggis, chum mints or ghost pepper candies. You'll be sure to get all kinds of eggs and toilet paper across your front yard by the next morning.

Imagine The Fear & Loathing With This Hunter S. Thompson Board Game

Jill Harness — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 14:21:00 -0700

Ever wish you could live out Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas without actually risking life imprisonment or a complete mental breakdown from carrying and consuming such an insane cache of drugs? Well now you can thanks to the Fear and Loathing Board Game.