Be The First on Your Block To Freeze Dry Dog Poop!: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 10:43:20 -0800

The Doggie Poop Freeze Wand is also known to some discerning specialists of fecal matter as Patent#US 6883462. If when you hear the word, wand, you think of fairy godmothers and Tinkerbelle, you are not that far off. There is no pumpkin coach or glass slipper or even a cute prince waiting however; it’s merely a response to the call of nature that befalls all living things. Read on but…don’t buy this yet.

Write With Two Instruments at The Same Time: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:17:26 -0700

The Device for Coupling Writing Utensils is not for everyone. Patent# US 6802665 calls for a unique user, as someone changing writing utensils in mid-air is not something you come across every day. If you are wondering why, don’t ask me, but read on anyway.

Connect Body Parts With Your Bike: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:39:30 -0700

Humans invented the wheel, right? Does this mean that the wheel must do something even more important for its inventor? Or is the Body-Connected Bike which is also known as Patent # US 6805657 one silly flash in the pan? Read on and watch out for bikes coming your way with a new…attitude.

Need Some Help Haunting Homes?: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:53:55 -0800

Patent# US 6776687 is what is known as a Haunting Aid, and it is one of those ideas that makes one wonder exactly how much those people down at the patent office really drink every day. Glowing eyes via an LED is hardly another world or even another invention. Read on anyway and ignore that chill that just passed over your right shoulder.

Giving Birth Via Balloon? Great Idea?

Cosetta — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:30:05 -0800

The Balloon for Preparing for and Easing Human Birth can only make every mother in the world wonder if she did it right after all. Patent# US 6843251 provides a way to practice childbirth on a balloon which seems an odd way to learn. Perhaps the popping when the balloon bursts is apt preparation for water breaking? Don’t ask me, but read on anyway and be…not overwhelmed but just whelmed, as Mel Brooks used to say.

Do You Need Some Help Kissing?: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:16:52 -0800

Patent# US 6789799 is called the Kissing Shield Game and Method of Use Thereof. One would think that the human race has evolved far enough so that kissing is an acceptable art form, but perhaps it hasn’t. French and other type kisses spread germs and this inventor has the answer for preventing this. Read on but be careful. Germs are lurking, watching and waiting to pounce on unsuspecting lovers everywhere.

Save Electricity With Combination Soap and Vibrator: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:51:25 -0800

The Novelty Bar of Soap Having Low Cost Electro-Mechanical Vibrating Assembly is basically a traveling vibrator that makes its home in a bar of soap. Or better put, consider Patent# US 6802819 is the newest thing in making soap a “dirty toy.” Read on for some small shocks and a few details.

A Robot That Crawls Into Forbidden Places: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 10:42:55 -0800

Patent# US 6824508 is also known as a Micro Robot. While that might sound harmless enough, this little guy is really brazen and travels up unsuspecting butts. This 2004 invention has its medical purposes, but there are those who might prefer to see it in action in the next horror flick about the homicidal robot that practices medicine without a license! Read on, but be careful where you sit!

New Way to Attach Clothing: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:51:25 -0800

Patent# US 6832983 concerns an Article of Clothing with a Novel Attachment Means and this is very true. If you have seen something like this before, let me know, as I would really like to talk to you, and if you haven’t, read on and join the club.

Odors to Treat Male Impotence: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:50:15 -0800

US Patent # 5,885,614 dates back to March of 2000 and hails from Chicago, the city of wind (hot and otherwise), and sometimes, silly invention ideas. Presented as an alternative to Viagra, the only stimulation required for this invention to work is your nose. I know, don’t ask, but read on and sort of be informed.

Praying with the Birds: For The Birds or Great Idea?

Cosetta — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:55:45 -0700

The Religious Meditation Apparatus which is also known as Patent# US 6837185, provides a means to commune with nature and enhance the experience of prayer. The only question seems to be what the birds get out of it. Read on, but try to avoid wings and feathers for just for a little while.

Dance with Robots and Never Be Alone: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:25:18 -0800

For those who enjoy dancing in the dark and other mysterious places, the Robot Performing Dance Along Music may be just the thing. Patent#US 6782308 may not help out with housework and boring chores like others of its ilk, but it may make you, as the old song says, “never want to change partners again.” Read on and wonder why.

Pretend You Own a Camera? Great Idea?

Cosetta — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:37:35 -0800

The Photographing Game Machine that some may know quietly as Patent# US 6832954 is a video game of questionable excitement. Of course, this type of shooting has far less serious consequences than some others and maybe you should read on anyway. Ready, set, focus and shoot!

Carry the Family DNA With You Wherever You Go: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:25:19 -0800

The Genealogy Storage Kit, which is known generically as US Patent# 6779665, provides a vehicle for the storage of biological samples. Why settle for an urn when there are so many other patterns and shapes to choose from and this way you can take it with you wherever you go? It’s better than a Hallmark card when it comes to proving that you “care enough to lug around the very best.” Be prepared, and read on even if you don’t own any urns as of yet.

Contain Explosions In Your Spare Time: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 14:15:23 -0800

Patent#US 6854374 also known as the Explosion Containment Net could well be the perfect gift for the terrorist on your list who has just about everything. Think ahead, even though we are nowhere near the holidays, because explosions can and usually do make a difference. Read on, but duck.

Catch a Mouse Electronically?: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:31:40 -0800

The Portable Electrical Mouse Trap, which mice refer to as they cower in dark corners as Patent#US 6865843, is a very different and quite powerful device. Adult mice warn their children to avoid the cheese fragrance, (which is not even real cheese) as we warn our children about smiling strangers in trench coats! Read on, but remember that revenge is not so sweet if you are on the receiving end.

Rubberbands, Not Clothes Make The Man: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 08:07:55 -0800

Patent# US D522914 represents Homunculus Constructed from Common Rubberbands, which is an idea for an invention that raises one question above all else; namely why? The recycling of rubberbands is clever and responsibly green, but it would be an odd child indeed who would be drawn to this mummy like creature. But then again, odd is even sometimes these days.

Wear a Fin and Pretend To Be A Dolphin: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 08:43:14 -0800

The Dolphin Fin Swimming Accessory known to those in the aquatic know as Patent#US D494652 is an idea whose time may or may not have arrived even though it is sort of here anyway. Perhaps someone needs to ask the dolphins how they feel about it? After all, inquiring minds always seek to know.

Education Begins in The Womb: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 02:47:38 -0800

The Fetal Educator Strap, which is sometimes referred to as Patent# US 6840775 provides a way for a mother to discuss matters with her chlid before it enters the world. Brilliant in its simplicity, this invention may make all of us question exactly when a child’s education should begin. Read on, but watch what you say.

See Disaster as it Approaches Your Surfboard Window: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:28:08 -0800

Patent# US D503206 is a Surfboard Having a Viewing Window. For those of us out there (and we know who we are) who might be secret voyeurs, this invention is positively perfect. Not to knock it, one reviewer claims it saved his life. Read on and view.

Fly And Swim Almost at The Same Time? Great Idea?

Cosetta — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:59:57 -0800

Patent#US 6938852 that some may opt to refer to as the Flying Craft Tethered to Powered Water Vehicle provides a new and different way for busy members of our modern society to multi task during leisure time. Read on, even though afterwards you may choose to return to the office.

Hockey Stick to Combat Yard Waste: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:31:09 -0800

Patent# US 6926629 known as the Attachment for Blade of Hockey Stick was meant to aid the human race in dealing with an endless problem; namely, yard waste. So when you are done pucking about, you don’t have to retire that stick that lives peacefully in your upstairs closet. Make it a ninja warrior and just open your back door. Armed with this new key, you will at least be able to locate your lost kingdom. Read on, and persevere.

Marshmallows and Chocolate: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 08:42:42 -0800

Patent#US 6800312 dates back to 2004 and refers to the Marshmallow System, which provides a way for the lovers of marshmallows and chocolate to enjoy them both at the same time! Read on for some unlikely but nevertheless, scrumptious details.

Should You Even Ask if Your Plant is Psychic? Great Idea?

Cosetta — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 11:26:03 -0800

Predicting the future from crystal balls, tea leaves seers, tarot cards and prophets is a practice that is as old as time itself. So why shouldn’t plants “get into the act” as Jimmy Durante used to say? Read on and learn more about this fascinating garden game of chance that permits seedlings to determine their future.

Should You Sue Via Board Game?: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:19:09 -0800

The Lawsuit Board Game also known as Patent# US 6805351 is the perfect way to introduce children to the process of suing their friends and neighbors instead of trying to get along with them. (Of course, if both litigants play this game together, that could still happen as well although it would be an accident.) Read on but please don’t sue the messenger.

Is it a Parachute or a Motorcycle or Both?: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 10:26:51 -0800

Patent#US 6877690, also known as the Combination Powered Parachute and Motorcycle, provides a way to simultaneously fulfill more than one fantasy. Be a Hell’s Angel and get to heaven too as you careen down the highway and fly above it at the same time! Read on but watch out!

Exercise in The Office: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 03:52:09 -0800

Patent# US 7137935 also known as the Office Gym Exercise Kit provide a new and different way to look dumb when not in the privacy of your own home but rather in full view of your boss and co-workers! Read for more details.

Simulating a High Five Machine: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:09:51 -0800

Surely inventing an apparatus that simulates the well-known “high five” deserves a place somewhere in the silly inventors Hall of Fame. When one thinks about spurts of inspiration, it’s hard to believe the result was this. In any case, read on and…sort of understand.

Anti-Eating Face Mask: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 02:30:36 -0800

US Patent #4344424, also known as the Anti-Eating Face Mask, surely represents a new low in the world of dieting and food-deprivation, not to mention a direct and simplistic but rather silly way to go about the house on a daily basis.

No Smoking Sign Ashtray: Great Idea?

Cosetta — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:20:54 -0800

Patent# US D500166 also referred to as the No Smoking Sign Ashtray is, so they say, a design that only a New Yorker could have come up with. Being a former one (both smoker and New Yorker) I might opt to be insulted by that. Then again, I might just laugh and forget about it because this silly patent is really quite funny. Read on and see if you don’t agree.