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Brain Reps 1: How to Invent Excuses for Inventing

Peter Mucha, our Guest Blogger, is an online editor and writer for the Philadelphia Inquirer, who shares more of his zany ideas on stealmyideasplease.com . He thought the readers of InventorSpot.com may enjoy discussing the process of inventing. Here's his article:

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Ouch. Brain cramps, again?! Yeeow. That's what I get. For not stretching my mind first. For jumping right into a drill, still on a full stomach.

Today's obstacle course: The most useful invention of all.

Excuses.

As in: What to tell the significant other when you're too embarrassed to say, "I'm trying to make a Miracle Bra out of Miracle Whip!"

So let's brainstorm. Do some brain reps.

Category 1: Deny, deny, deny.

"You don't want to know, honey. But as soon as I corner, I'll kill it."
"I found a treasure map a previous owner left! That noise is just me drilling for dubloons!"
"I'm hiding from a swarthy stranger I kind of placed large illegal wagers with."
"I'm testing all my tools, so I can give some to your Mom!"
"Don't worry. I'm not inventing! I'm just down here drinking!"

 

Category 2: But, honey, it's an invention you'll love!

"It's a brainwashing helmet to make men love shopping!"
"With my Brownie Bypass Bagger, we can all eat buckets of chocolate guilt-free!"
"I call it Not Now, Charlie. Looks like a lipstick tube, but deflates all e[go]s within 20 feet!"
"It's the sock that never smells!"
"I'm inventing a cure for the compulsion to invent!"

Category 3: Tell the truth. Who'd possibly believe it?

"I'm inventing a way to recycle toenail clipping into fake fingernails."
"It's ceiling paint flies can't walk on!"
"My Titanium Tooth Spackle renders flossing obsolete!"
"The Robot Squeegee Squid! Never wash a window again!"
"Post-It Lunch Meat! And Post-It Cheese! Vertical sandwiches!!!"

Anyway, that's my gig. Brain Reps ... in hopes of inspiring others to get those ideas flowing.

Share your ideas in a comment, if you're willing ...

So, what's your excuse?

Peter Mucha
StealMyIdeasPlease.com
Guest Blogger
InventorSpot.com

Comments
Jun 30, 2007
by Anonymous Norm Slayer (not verified)

Category 4: It's An Innovative Chomode

The norm seems to be finding an alternative to the existing chomodes and Port-A-Potties. 

Jun 30, 2007
by Michelle
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Why do you think people are

Why do you think people are so fascianated by the potty?

Jul 1, 2007
by Gloria Campos
Gloria Campos's picture

toenails

"I'm inventing a way to recycle toenail clipping into fake fingernails". That's just nasty and yet so funny.

 

Gloria Campos-Hensley

InventorSpot.com