"You've re-invented the wheel. Why???"

Because none of those other wheels rolled correctly.

"There are soooo many of these devices out there already."

Really? Show me five and don't waste my time with props.

"...and develop something NOBODY has thought of."

That's a pretty formidable task, you're giving me more credit than I deserve. Besides, no one has thought of my sling, just ask the USPTO.

"Only then will you meet with success."

So you don't think my slings will be successful? Are you an inventor or a fortune teller?

"I know you have it in you."

So you are psychic then. Can you give me the scoop on who's going to win the mil?

"I have bottle fed MANY children and know what I'm sqwalking about."

What makes you such an expert? Did you use a prop or some other type of holder? Why are you so mad at me?

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