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Want To Smell Like A Nerd?

Somehow you never really think of nerds as having a smell unless they forget to shower or get struck by lightning and their pocket protector starts to melt. Granted they aren't generally the sort of people who are going to drench themselves in cloying fragrance either. Some perfumer has decided that smelling like a nerd is something to be desired and has created Eau de Nerd cologne.

Want A New Way To Crack Nuts?

It is that time of year to indulge in the enjoyment of fresh nuts and practice our skills at getting them out of the shell. There doesn't seem to have been much improvement in nutcrackers since Tchaikovsky turned one into a popular ballet -- until now. The Naomi Nut Cracker can take aim and smash your nut in seconds and it is a lot more fun than the old fashioned kind.

Want A New Way To Hang Up Your Keys?

If there is one thing that most of us have in common it is the innate ability to lose our keys. Sure, you can hang one of those standard key holders by the door, but that doesn't always work when you stumble in the door dead tired from a long day of work and running errands. Trying to get your key ring onto one of those hooks can be a real challenge. The Key Target offers a different option that allows you to just toss your keys at the key holder and there they stay.

Want An Umbrella You Can Share With The Love Of Your Life?

No matter how hard you try, sharing a single umbrella is a difficult task unless you are walking around with one of those large patio umbrellas. Some have tried to create single umbrellas large enough to do the job, but it always seems that someone's backside ends up hanging out just a bit. This Two Person Umbrella provides a separate canopy for each person to give fuller coverage, and yet retain that level of intimacy that belongs to a couple. It is perfect for a romantic stroll in the rain.

More Duct Tape! The Top 10 Worst DIY Auto Repairs

If your vehicle needs fixing, some good old-fashioned yankee ingenuity (or redneck ingenuity, for those south of the Mason-Dixon line) will put it right, amiright? Doing it right is a whole 'nother story – these 10 “creative” and innovative DIY auto repairs are all about git'n er done and gettin' back on the road.

Motor Psycho: The Top Ten Motorcycles Of The People Of Walmart

Ever wonder where Eric Von Zipper and his Malibu Rat Pack bikers (and their juvenile delinquent descendants) shop for Made-in-China motorcycle accessories and bargain biker gear? Walmart, of course, and a brisk browse through the parking lot reveals their mutant motorbikes in all their faded glory.

Want A Wedding Dress Made Of Divorce Papers?

When 15-year-old Demi Barnes received a class assignment for a project, little did she realize that she was going to create an internet sensation that would be the ultimate visual description of irony. She wanted to make a dress out of recycled materials and had originally planned to use old magazines. She decided that such a material was kind of meaningless and after some deeper thought she chose to use divorce papers instead to create a wedding dress.

Want To Turn You Bathroom Into Your Bath Realm?

The toilet has long been referred to as the "throne." Probably to go along with the tired old cliché that a man's home is his castle. Still, what fun it would be to turn your bathroom into your "bath realm" since that is where the throne is. Images of knights, fair maidens, and dragons may abound. You could start with this A Knight To Remember Gothic Bath Tissue Holder and be the envy of all you survey.

The Squatty Potty Improves The Way You Do Your Business

Simply sitting on a regular toilet to do your business doesn’t put you in the ideal position for thorough elimination. The Squatty Potty puts you in the perfect 35 degree angle to properly evacuate your bowels.

10 Punny Gifts For Witty Word Lovers

There's nothing quite like a punny gift to make that special word lover in your life crack a smile.  With holidays just around the corner, I've compiled a list of quirky items so literal they're punny to put on your list.

Want To Play With The Walking Dead This Halloween?

There are a number of reasons that you may choose to stay in this Halloween, from bad weather to a touch of a cold. You can still have a good time though. Just plan a simple buffet of body parts with barbecue sauce, some Klingon blood wine, and some pistachio pudding (pus). Put The Monster Mash on the stereo. With just the family or a few close friends you can get out The Walking Dead Monopoly and have a totally creepy and scary time. Winner gets the Gummy Cockroach.

20 DIY Kids' Halloween Costumes That Will Put Yours To Shame. Damn You Pinterest

I love Halloween. And before I had kids, I loved to make my own Halloween costumes. I’d love nothing more than to make costumes for my kids this year. Well, there are a few other things I would love more, but I really do wish I had the time to make something clever, cute, and fun for my three kids. I could not find a section on Pinterest titled, Make Your Kid an Awesome Halloween Costume While One of Your Twin Boys is Scaling the Oven While the Other is Playing in the Toilet Again. I did find some really awesome DIY costumes that people with time can make. But, seriously, who has this amount of time? These costumes will put yours to shame. And mine. Damn you Pinterest.

When Social Media Flies The Not-So-Friendly Skies

There’s no question when airlines relaxed their cellphone usage policies inflight, air travel for passengers and flight attendants changed overnight - and we’re not talking red-eyes here. That’s right, when the FAA reversed its position on making  it mandatory to switch to the ‘Airplane Mode,’ we are now all able (after take-off) to fire up any and all of our devices including smartphones, tablets, laptops and eReaders . . .

The Selfie Sombrero Is A Definite Fashion "Don't"

"You're so vain, you probably want a selfie sombrero," would probably be a line to the classic Carly Simon song if she wrote it in modern times. And indeed, you have to be pretty darn vain to wear something so ugly and so cumbersome solely to take pictures of yourself.

Siri v. Cortana - Who Gets The Last Laugh? (Videos)

For those who’ve been following the Siri versus Cortana ‘war of words’ on TV, you're most likely of the inclination that Apple dropped the ball with its iPhone 6 iteration -- because, Microsoft has been laughing all the way to the bank with its latest Windows smartphone commercials for the new HTC One®.

Want A Red Nose Handy Just In Case?

An Emergency Clown Nose -- it is the sort of thing that everyone should have on hand in their medicine cabinet for those times when nothing else will do. Seriously. After all laughter is said to be the best medicine and it is. This rosy little ball, when placed on the caregiver's nose and used according to directions is very likely to cause waves of laughter especially in small children.

Want An Instruction Manual For When You Become A Zombie?

There are some great books out there with plenty of advice on how to stay safe during a zombie apocalypse, but what about the worst case scenario. That would mean that you have also become a zombie now -- but what is it that zombies do besides lumbering about? That is why you need help like the kind you can get from So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead.

Want To Scrub Your Nails With An Actual "Nail" Brush?

Being very literal can lead to some great puns and if there is one thing I love it is pun a goo pun. That is why I was immediately drawn to this Nail Brush made from an actual nail. It is just the sort of cool design that is just right for the macho tool guy who feels out of place using one of the dainty little plastic brushes that women buy for the family.

Want Your Grog Of Choice In A Cool Beer Stein?

There are just times you want to channel your inner German -- or at least pretend you are one of the guys on Hogan's Heroes slipping into the Hoffbrau in Hammelburg to trade information with the Resistance. Either way having a stein for quenching your thirst with your favorite canned beverage is a great idea. Why a can? Because this particular stein is Das Can-in-Stein -- not a real stein, but an incredible simulation.

Want A Kit To Help You Survive Public Restrooms?

Public restrooms are the source of a great deal of trepidation for many of us. This is especially true for women since we are always faced with sitting down. You can't be sure that the toilet seat covers have been restocked, that the bathroom has been cleaned often enough, or if they have been cleaned at all. To that end you can purchase a Public Toilet Survival Kit.