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Want To Make Sure You Get Married? Marry Yourself

The people who are still arguing over the right for gay people to marry one another are living in the past. The recent news out of Houston about single woman Yasmin Eleby married herself in a big wedding. There seems to be a growing trend of women choosing to marry themselves rather than continue torturing themselves in the search for Mr. Right. Of course this isn't at all legal, but these women are making a rather firm statement about the modern state of relationships.

Give Your Valentine A Bronzed Sculpture Of Your Anus This Year

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and people are scrambling for unique, creative gift ideas for their significant others.  What could be more unique and creative than a bronze sculpture of your anus?

So you want the perfect gift to symbolize the deep intimacy between you and your partner.  I think deep and intimate are the perfect words to describe British artist Magnus Irvin’s anus art.


10 Fun Kitchen Gadgets for Horror Lovers That Are To Die For

If you’re a lover of Halloween, scary movies, and all things freaky, gory, and bizarre, check out these 10 must have kitchen gadgets for horror lovers.

These products are a scream.  Read on...if you dare.

2015 Vauxhall Corsa's Optional Camouflage Net Tones Down Bright Bodies

You'll wonder where the yellow (and red, orange or green) went thanks to an optional camouflage net car cover designed for the new 2015 Vauxhall Corsa. The British carmaker describes the net as an “essential accessory” that could save owners of brightly-colored Vauxhalls from being accused of “ruining” tourist snapshots of national historic sites.

Want A Cute And Cozy Wedding Chapel? Rent An Inflatable One

The range of inflatable things you can buy or rent is getting pretty amazing and going way beyond bouncy houses for kids' parties. You can rent a large tent for parties -- which is a little boring. You can also rent a pub for an awesome party. For couples planning a wedding both of those things may come in handy for a reception. For an awesome place to hold a small romantic wedding they can actually rent an inflatable church.

Want To Call Attention To Your Beard? Add Some Wild Color

Last year men were sticking flowers in their beards to help show off their facial fur and at Christmas they were hanging decorations there. Now a new trend is emerging for men to dye their beards wild colors to bring attention to their testosterone tresses. This may not be everyone's cup of tea, and I can't see any of these guys working at the bank, but it certainly makes for some interesting looks.

Want To Shrink Those Pores? Try A Nose Pore Blocker Hanabijin

Many people, mostly women, struggle to make sure that they have soft, smooth, blemish-free skin on their faces. For some of us this goes way beyond some Clearasil, the occasional facial mask, and a moisturizer that could create a rainforest. Japan is sending us a new tool more minimizing enlarged pores on the nose. It is a device called a Nose Pore Blocker Hanabijin.

Want To Cook Something New? How About Using A Condom?

No, this isn't the beginning of some lame dirty joke. The condom cookbook is a real thing -- in Japan. The book is titled "Condom Meals I Want To Make For You." I hope that the title is catchier in Japanese. In English it just kind of lays there on the page. The ebook is filled with 11 supposedly delicious recipes that involve the use of a condom in the preparation. Fortunately it does not actually require the eating of the condom.

GottaTinkle Female Urination Device, A Girl's Gotta Go

The GottaTinkle Female Urination Device is your solution to dirty bathrooms, porta potties or no potty at all. It gives women and girls the ability to pee anytime, anywhere, and like a lady.

Want To Upgrade Your Drawer Pulls? Try These Body Parts

Okay, it is time to upgrade the look of your cabinets and drawers. One of the easiest ways to do this is to change out the pulls with something newer and more modern. While they may not be your taste for the whole house, these creative Ear and Tongue Pulls might cut it for your Goth teen's room or the guest bathroom. Wherever you might choose to put them you are certain to surprise everyone.

MSI Flaunts 18” Gaming Laptop With Mechanical Keyboard

Conjuring up images of early PC luggables from the 80s and 90s, MSI has gone against progress (sort of) and stuck a full-fledged 'board with mechanical key switches in its Titan GT80 gaming laptop.

Fridet Cleans Toddler Butts Like Nobody's Business

Fear not ragged parents of dirty bum tots everywhere! The Fridet is here to save the day! Filling the previously untapped market of baby and toddler bidets, the Fridet is poised to make a splash in the arena of toddler butt cleanliness.

Go Fourth & Multiply: A Further 10 Cars Of The People Of Walmart

Our fourth installment of the Cars Of The People Of Walmart reinforces the perception that the character of what's driven accurately reflects the character of the driver. If that's the case, these characters have much in common with the ones in Looney Toons.

Indian Car Owner Looks Back On A Decade Driving In Reverse

From the “if life gives you lemons” file comes this heartwarming (and neck-twisting) tale of a man who made the best of a bad situation when his car wouldn't shift out of reverse gear.

Want To Never Dine Alone? Go To Japan's Anti-Loneliness Cafe

Eating alone in a restaurant can be awkward and even embarrassing. One cafe in Tokyo was designed to help solo diners feel a little less lonely by offering a silent dining partner. These partners are "Moomins." Moomins are fantasy creatures that largely resemble hippopotami walking upright. They were created by Finnish author Tove Jansson in the 1940s and have found a comfortable home (and marketing niche) in Japan.