Strange, Odd, Weird or Wacky
I usually write about innovations I think are really cool. The Blizzident is cool, but not the kind of cool I'd like to own. It's cool as in very weird. I mean look at it. Cornelius in Planet of the Apes rejected this set of chompers because even ape men don't have such hairy teeth. In fact, the Blizzident is a custom toothbrush, not a set of false teeth, although I bet you'd be a hit wearing it on Halloween.