I have a friend who tries to calm my food fears by reassuring me that something that doesn't weigh a pound cannot make me gain a pound. Fine! But what about the bag of chocolate covered nuts (they're filled with protein) I ate this morning? The one I forgot to weigh on my food scale? How much of that have I got sitting inside of me, threatening the needle of my bathroom scale? read more »
Darth Vader: "Would you care for sugar and milk?"
Emperor: "No, no thank you, Lord Vader. I prefer my tea bitter and black."
Darth Vader: "As you wish."