Disgusting Candy Your Kids Will Love
While searching for online Halloween games to write about, I stumbled across some pretty weird (and disgusting) looking candy. These candies are tasty treats that, for the most part, just look kind of creepy.
Here's a collection of the 10 Weirdest Candy Treats that your children will love to try!
Candy #10: Scorpion Suckers
Eating these suckers makes you feel like your living in a nightmare. What do you think the thought process was for this one? Do you think they said to themselves no one eats scorpions in real life? Maybe they will if we stick them in a lollipop? Eating these must feel so strange, not to mention disgusting. But I'm sure someone out there thinks this is an innovative and great treat! (Candy)
Candy #9: Toxic Waste!
This candy is literally toxic! If you're up for adding more sourness to your life, let me introduce you to Toxic Waste. Toxic Waste is designed to be the biggest sour sensation you've EVER experienced! The candy inside the Toxic container is actually a lollipop with three layers: the outer layer is sour, the middle layer is sweet, and the third layer is extremely sour (just when you thought you were done with the sour part)! The website claims it's the only double-action sour flavor on the planet. If you like sour, this is THE choice in candy for you. So, go ahead and try Toxic Waste! (Candy)
Candy #8: Skeleton Pops
What could be creepier than eating another person? The brilliant creator of this candy takes advantage of this phobia, and turns a part of the human anatomy into a tasty treat: your bones! Don't worry; this nifty candy tastes like strawberries and not bones, so go on… Lick those bones clean. (Candy)
Candy #7: Eyes of Terror Gumballs
If your child is always asking questions, this is a pretty good way to scare them. Try starving them for a few hours. Then, walk in with this awesome candy in your mouth. “Mommy, what are you eating?" “Oh, nothing.” At this point, it would be a nifty trick to pop this candy out of your mouth, and make your child jump higher than you ever imagined. Agh! It’s an eye! This candy is a gumball, and gives a pretty good imitation of a human eyeball. These little candies will creep just about anybody out, especially when they try to eat it. They are, of course, artificially flavored. Enjoy! (Candy)
Candy #6: Gummy Snakes
Do you know any kids that won't stop throwing "hissssssssy" fits? They're the kids that run around with unlimited amounts of energy, screaming their head off every time you don't give them what they want. Now you can give them something to really scream about. This candy comes in the shape and color of a snake. This 36" snake may taste and feel like a gummy bear but be careful; this would give anybody with a herpetophobia a heart attack. (Candy)
Candy #5: Lick Your Wounds Candy Scabs
The idea of watching someone pick at their scab is weird. The thought of having to watch someone lick and eat their scabs is totally disgusting. Have fun grossing people out licking your scabs with this candy. Its shaped like a Band-Aid, and really sticks to your arm. So get close and comfortable to the kid you want to gross out, peel back the Band-Aid and start licking your scab! And have fun watching their faces turn away in disgust. (Candy )
Bugs are probably the last thing on this entire earth that you want your kids picking up and eating. The Cockroach Bites look just like real cockroaches, so this candy can truly creep you out. I found that the crunchy outer layer to this candy is the most disturbing, because it makes you feel like you're actually eating a big crunchy bug. How gross is that? The only thing missing is this little treat scuttling across flat surfaces and hiding in the dark corners of your home. Yuck! (Candy)
Candy #3: Dripping Boogers Candy
Have you ever "stood on the side of bridge, leaned your head over, let a wad of drool slowly emerge from your mouth, and then suck it back up into your mouth" again? Well, with this candy, you just strap on the plastic nose and the liquid candy drips out of the nostrils onto your tongue. (Candy )
Candy #2: Ear Wax Candy
Delicious candy fruity paste oozes from the ear holes of this disgusting dispenser.... just like real ear wax! It comes with a custom q-tip type stick to eat it with. Come on, go pick it out and put it in your mouth. (Candy)
Candy #1: Chocka Ca-Ca
This is by far is the most repulsive candy I have ever seen in my life; but it’s an ingenious product. Chocka Ca-Ca is a fudge candy that comes wrapped in a diaper, and is even shaped like liquid piled on top of liquid. It's like eating poo right out of a diaper. What kind of sick person would think of inventing this candy? While eating this candy, you could keep reminding yourself that it is just fudge, but I would still find it difficult to get it down. Their website says: "Chocka Ca-Ca is a REAL baby diaper with a (big) piece of chocolate. Don't worry. Its just candy. (Candy)
That’s my article on weird candy! Hope you enjoyed it, and feel free to read some of the other articles written by me.