10 Types of Women You Need to Avoid

'guys to avoid:' 1. the type that writes 10 page rants about how awful women are

I am a female and i found this article actually quite interesting and entertaining.Indeed i have myself met many women like these and they can be very scary, actually my mother is pretty similar to number nine...very scary...yea.

This is a good idea for an article but the implementation lacks; your turns of phrase like "avoid a mosquito nest" are stilted and hackneyed (and also don't make any sense?). Of the 10 types identified, only 8 are really unique. And I think this article would work better if you could instill some humor and real insight. Since it is littered with ads and has the 'begging strip' I'll assume you're trying to make money, if this is the case I think some writing workshops might be helpful for professional development.

What?

Heh heh. I love it this article. My husband will too. My reply to the guy who asked what's left....Just pick a girl who is a little of one of these things, not totally overcome. Otherwise you're going to get mighty lonely or go nuts.

Oh good grief, lighten up, people. Read it for what it is: a hilarious piece of sarcasm with more than a little bit of truth.

They say that the truth hurts. Is that why some of you are saying 'ouch?'

And if you recognize yourself in that awesomely funny little rant, change.

9. The woman who is always looking for a fight = turmeric, turmeric, Make up your mind, asshole, What misogynistic

Why can't people take a joke anymore. You write a funny page and then you are attacking everything about women. People need ot just lighten up and laugh.

i like your opinion better than the other boring married idiot. i'm sure he's such a genius that his wife must be PERFECT. did his wife not fit catagory #1. well he fell for it. hahhaaaaa. everyone has some charactaristics of all these women and many others positive and negative that he's too dumb to notice.

Some of these comments are perfect examples of what the article was talking about!

Every woman I know falls into al least one of these catagorys... So either I know all the wrong women or I should avoid all of them and jack off untill my wrist goes lame?

this really isn't sexist at all. there are many screwed up women out there just as there are screwed up men. the women who disagree are probably on this list. so what if the guy wants a woman who lives up to his standards? don't u want a guy who lives up to yours and isn't the classic "mama's boy" or "player" or male "gold digger"? don't lie and say you don't. if he wants a woman who knows when to talk and when not to (not one that is overly talkative or overly...not) and wears a decent amount of clothing, i say kudos for sticking to your standards, and i hope you're happy with your wife.

anyway, i think it's funn, and u shouldn't be ashamed of your doll collection. just stick a g.i. joe in there and call them all "action figures" when your male friends come over to play.

omg that was too good ~!~

the only women you need to avoid, are the women that want to avoid, YOU

lol!!!

I also avoid having friendships with those women. They drive EVERYONE crazy...

hes not telling you to shut up, cover up and conform, hes simply stating that women like that that could be make an relationship very unhealthy. beside most women dont know it, but guys will have more respect for a women that does cover up. also, there are some women as well as men that dont know when to be quiet. also you shouldnt put words in peoples mouth. he didnt say anything about conforming to mens standarts.

people,please put the dolls down,do something constructive like,i dunno,...fucking die in a car fire,or start a club,hay, buid a fort out of pudding.

I have a different view of women see http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/beautiful_women/scarlett_johansson/

Nice mixture of comments, but I had to comment on the ones shrieking OMG SEXIST about this post. I'm probably safe to assume that most of them giggle and chuckle whenever one of their number goes off on a male "bashing" tangent. That's the thing with the Sisters of Perpetual Indignation: they can dish it out, but they can't take it.

This was funny in that it was meant that way. But can you see how some readers could interpret the writer's humor as offensive? that he's just another superficial, immature guy who runs at the first sign of trouble or imperfection? That's the problem with this world, guys expect women to be perfect and have NO faults! He's immature because he runs away from the woman instead of trying to make it work. Sure, some people are beyond hope and have no redeeming qualities. But you can't generalize women and put them in personality categories of one or two traits. Men tend to make snap judgements on the first meeting, and usually they judge by externals: body language, mannerisms, appearance, speaking style. If a guy can only see a woman's faults, than he dosen't even know her at all. Her faults is all he can see because he has this fixed image of what a woman should be. He compares her to the naturally beautiful, young, talented, smart and chirpy hostess types who never complain, never show anger, and never cry. In other words what men really want is: A DOLL, not a real woman! If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. You can't run from problems, you have to face them. Sure, if somebody is a total psycho and has no redeeming qualities, I can understand. Also, not all older women look bad in younger clothes/hair/makeup. What would you rather have, that or a frumpy old lady with grey/white short hair in a fro? At least these older women are making attempts at looking younger and not giving in to old age. And the angry woman? Maybe YOU made her that way with your petty expectations and constant unfair comparisions to the "better" women...the ones with the trendy clothes, hair, tans, cutesy faces and curves, and of course, the always-wanting-to-please-you and neglect her own needs "positive" personality. No baggage and no insecurities. If women were allowed to be themselves and not conform to a media image, maybe they wouldn't be so angry, and you wouldn't have to run away like the selfish coward you are. women should be appreciated for their differences and being less than perfect, not some ideal image that only a few of them can attain, either through good genetics or a lifetime of positive reinforcement. Of course beautiful women don't have anger and bitterness. But neither did they do anything to get those personalities or appearances. Us less than ideal women did not do anything to become who we were either, so there's nothing to brag about. And if you men were less superficial and selfish, maybe we women would be less angry and clingy. Oh, by the way, I'm the doll who talks too much;) Throw me out with all the other "rejects".

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Perhaps the man who posted such negative remarks and photos should consider marrying a man. Since he thinks women are so cold and evil.

What did he do to cause all these women to be this way. Remember behind every good man is a good womwn?

Woops spelled woman wrong. vehind every good man is a good woman.

Nail on head. the writer of this article deserves an award!

I just want to say that both of these articles are true as can be and extremely hilarious. i was practically falling down.

Helloo

someone wrote the message

"THIS GUY IS SO FULL OF SHIT" (1)
and i want to reply on it.

i am looking at the message and i am thinking about thinking about the message.
i kinda like seperate mentally the word THIS (the letters
of the word) so instead if THIS i get the picture
T H IS. SEPERATION is very important for me.
then the message becomes

T H IS G UY I SSO F U LLOF S H I T
that is the new message now. As you can see it defers from the original(1).
Now comes the fun part.

I like change the position of the letters:
So it becomes

T H I T UY SSO U LLOF
i think i forgot some letters but thats okay.
i mean the new message is
T LL

and then

L
i see L i dont see (1)(because i see L)
Me seeing L disables me from seeing (1)
you want (the writer(of the message (1)(that is the message we are all refering to)))me to see (1)
but I see L
its impossible the laws of physics prevent that.
now i am staring at the letter L of my computer.
Its a beutifull key it has a little dust on its side but that is normal.
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My soon to be ex is pretty much all thoses things...you just don't notice this when your 23. At 47 I have learned a lot about these types of women. American women are spoiled brats for the most part who do not appreciate a thing you do..they only say "OK...what are you going to do for ME next?" They love money and in my soon to be ex-wifes case pot. I know there are good women out there..im still looking.

what the hax is with all the myspace comment things.

I really have been waiting all my life for you. I can't believe you're such a jerk. I'm really very sensitive, please don't hurt me. My friend was at the mall one day and she saw a shirt that would look sooo cute on you and she had her chihuahua with her, well she got a shirt that looked just like the one I wanted for you for her dog, but that's not really my point. I went to a nudist beach this summer but they made me leave because I was upsetting some people, can you believe that...  Life just stinks and aren't you just a ray of f---en sunshine!

.... I love your article, great job at exposing the problems and how to prevent the relationship from Hell. You're going to save a lot of unsuspecting men (and women).

to me, this man screams damaged goods.

i'm glad you've found something to feed your bitter delusions on women.acting out a sexual power trip on blow-up dolls is tragic.

well done. i look forward tothe headline  "reclusive pervert found dead in squalour hugging his computer".

and i trust you will just have to have the last word,as on every reply.

take your time...

no. 9

Why read this kind of top? In the end al women are to be avoided. So relax your eyes with some real women:) I'll give you an ideea. Top10.marte.ro

Haha dude you are so right.Every chick that leaves a hatefull message on here just proves the theory

Being a women, I found this article humorous to read because I agree with it. I know women like those mentioned and if I was male I would avoid them. I'm not saying I am a perfect. We are all flawed. I just found both this article and the 10 Types of Men to Avoid knowledgable and interesting.

i'm glad you've found something to feed your bitter delusions on women.acting out a sexual power trip on blow-up dolls is tragic.

well done. i look forward tothe headline  "reclusive pervert found dead in squalour hugging his computer".\

Right back at ya you humorless broad.

This is an amusing read. On your list, I think I can be classified as "The Woman Who is a Constant Drag", considering I'm such a misanthropist and everything I say concerning humanity nowadays is derogatory in some way, shape or form. Lucky for me I only have to work on that, although it doesn't necessarily bother me that I'm not in a relationship right now.

I've seen all of these types of women though, and I think we all show some signs of these traits. This tends to be alright, because when the couple communicate about flaws in each other, they can usually do at least a LITTLE something about them. It's only a REAL problem when the traits are so pronounced that they become part of the woman's identity, and she can't get rid of them, men can't talk to them about it, and it just becomes a heart-breaking situation. That's why I agree that you should completely avoid these women, because they'll refuse to acknowledge that they have a problem, and since they don't see the problem, they won't allow you to help them. It's a fruitless labor, and until they get wise, there's really nothing you can do about it.

Anyhow, thank you much for giving me an idea of what might be wrong with me, lol! (The doll pictures were BRILLIANT!)

~Lyssa

lighten up and have a sense of humor.

this article is very funny! and ladies he didnt say 'all women fall into these category' but some do and those are the ones to avoid =) so just take it in light humor!
i found this article very entertaining and funny. Good job! =)

ha :D, I'm pretty sure all women, and men for that matter, possess a little of all of those traits, which when in moderation are okay, but not in extremes. Also, this article is pretty similar to the "10 types of men you need to avoid" so basically the dude is trying to say that there are just some types of bad people that we should avoid: people who are extremely selfish, cruel, overly sensitive, insecure, etc. Women and men are a lot more similar than we think and in the end we're all just human, right? so let's just love each other :)

Spreading articles over multiple pages is a very annoying format. Many bloggers do it, but it doesn't mean its a good idea. Please put stuff on just 1 page.

If your visitors find things about your site annoying, do you think they'll come back?

So apparently I am one big freak show because of my anxiety disorder. I'm mostly disappointed by the photo :p

i agree ; dat some kind of people are jus to be avoided..
btw, i am a girl, i didnt find this article offensive at all..its jus really....amusing

Being a woman, I'm confused as to why this article stirred up any negative attention at all...I found it to be hilarious, and more often than not, completely true. I know many women that fit these descriptions. I myself can occasionally fall into the category "one big freak show." :)
I think it's fair to say that there are women like these in the world, just like there are certain types of men that all women should stay far, far away from. The vicious comments that I've seen aren't warranted, I'd say this is a fun article with good intentions. The author isn't saying that all women belong to one of these categories. Some women may have certain tendencies similar to those mentioned, but that doesn't mean they are horrible people. The women the author is referring to are the ones that are completely flawed, to the extent that they would be detriments to their partners. That doesn't mean they don't have the capacity to change. Thanks for this article!!

There is another woman to avoid: the woman who writes letters to prisoners, especially murderers who are "always innocent." There are huge number of women who write letters of marriage proposals to prisoners, especially good looking ones who had televised trials.

Often these women have children of their own. Most are from broken marriages. Of course they have no idea how much risk they are putting their own children in when the prisoners are released from prison and go to live with them, and be financially supported.

This is a personality disorder many women have that is ignored by the press that prefers to bash men in womens' magazines.

anonymous

Very good article, dude. Keep up the good work.

any jack ass offended by this needs to go load the nearest gun and kill themselves because if you are so miserable you don't understand the humor in the reality of it then you are better off dead!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like this 1+1 =2 thing i guess this is to check if you are under the influence ,............,hahahahahhaahha

how do any of you even know if it was written by a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!