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I wrote a funny article last year for Father's Day. I was going to write an even funnier one for this year. But I really like the one I wrote last year and I also figure anyone who already saw this probably forgot how good it was, so I decided to save myself some trouble and just tell you that this is my new Father's Day article by adding a new title, adding a few more funny finds and then moving around some stuff. Brilliant, eh?

If you are looking for a more serious gift for dad, see the coolest gadgets and gizmos recommended in Gifts for Dad . 

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Father's Day is the worst. Every year, it's the same lame presents. Come on, you know what I am talking about!

If I never see another tie, cologne, BBQ set, belt, wallet socks, underwear, shirt, sweater or lame ass book, I will die happy. Listen up, guys and let me know if you agree with me. I think I have come up with some really novel gift ideas for dear old dad (other than the obvious stuff he really wants but I can't afford like a Porsche, the model girfriend or the giant flat screen tv).

Here's my picks for what to get the old man, depending on what type of Dad you have (together with some choice ad content from their vendors):

13. For the Dad That's Wants the Roads to Himself

Father's Day Gift Idea - Super Realistic Missile Ballons

"Off road hilarity with our cool novelty missile balloons. Strap these onto the back of your Hummer, 4WD or SUV and then do your best to outrun the incoming! Blows people away and the first thing they want to know is... where can I get some?! " It says it's not recommended for public roads but I think it'd be best on the road, don't you? Father's Day Gift

12. For the Dad Who Does Not Care Enough for His Willy

Father's Day Gift Idea - Complete Willy Care Kit

"The intimate essential for the man on the move...this gentlemans willy care kit is the perfect gift for the man who has everything else.It has four great components and comes in a great quality leather style case. Perfect grooming for mans most important asset! Leather style gift box includes:- trimming scissors, fluffing brush, sprucing mirror, willy bracelet for evening wear." Father's Day Gift

11. For the Dad Who's Love Beer More Than He Loves You

Father's Day Gift Idea - Ice Cold Beer Lamp

"This frosted beer mug lamp looks cool and frothy. Great bar decor lighting, it uses a 25 watt bulb, has a 5' lead cord and is rated for indoor use."Father's Day Gift

10. For the Dad With The Tight Wallet

Gift Idea - Instant Beeper Alarm for Open Wallets

"This... hi-tech Beeping Wallets can protect you against ...[losing your] money. The wallet beeps whenever anything is removed and continues to beep every 20 seconds to remind you to replace it. The beeping mechanism shuts off after 5 minutes." Father's Day Gift

9. For the Dad That Always Keeps Score

Father's Day Gift Idea - Pee Goal

"A trip to the gents may be relieving but now it can be exciting as well. With the new Pee Goals, you can practice your aim and you might even score...The Pee Goal consists of a green base, goal post and a little football on a string. Take aim, shoot and see if you can score a goal." Father's Day Gift (Thanks to Presurfer for the find.)

8. For the Dad Who Keeps Asking You To Cut The Grass

Father's Day Gift Idea - Remote Controlled Lawn Mower

The Mower "has evolved from three generations of high tech robots. It is state of the art and custom built to suit all mowing needs. The RCLM2006S comes with a wireless gas engine electric start. Father's Day Gift

7. For the Dad Who is Always Stinking Up the Bathroom

Father's Day Gift Idea- Poop Odor Eliminator Pills

Whiff reduces or eliminates poop odor by helping your body process and cleanse your poop's key odor-causing compounds. Whiff’s all-natural ingredients, used safely for centuries by Chinese and Native American herbalists, are specially blended for a healthier intestinal environment that lets you truthfully say, "My poop doesn't stink!" Father's Day Gift