Gotta Go Briefcase

Hate to admit this, but I have needed something like this more than once.  I think this is a great idea.

Are you kidding me.  Who the helll thinks us this crap?  There is no way someone would use something like this!!

um... Not much privacy there. Who's gonna use that on the subway? "uh.. pardon me mamn, I just need to take a crap. I'll be just a moment.... could you please reach behind me and grab the air freshener... thanks you're a peach!"

Yahoo!

This is the most ridiuclous contraption ever.  The iage of going in the subway just cracks me up.  Could you imagine the look on people's faces.

On a more serious note though, the idea of a portable device for when you need a bathroom is a very compelling idea.  Who hasn't wished they could just do what they needed to to when they needed to do it?

Imagine going to a meeting, slamming down the briefcase onto the conference table, and saying Gentlemen, I have something important to share with you.

Voila....

Isn't this what adult diapers are for?  Just ask that lady astranaut.  AM I RIGHT PEOPLE? 

Diapers are for long trips wherein the driver/astronaut wants to covertly kidnap and attempt to murder a woman suspected of having an affair with the astronaut's husband.  The briefcase is for shitty--but not necessarily shady--business practices wherein the wearer wants to overtly do business while conducting business.  The first case is out of plain view and the second one is in plain view.  The first one is also silent but potentially deadly, whereas the second one is verbose and nondeadly.  I'd say that makes them quite different. 

Seriously - that's what diapers are for.  I am a GM "on the move" and I wear diapers all the time.  As a matter of fact, I am going number two right now.  

haha LOVE it!!!

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But out of curiosity, do you prefer "Depends" or "Serenity"?  Which is more absorbent?

It also makes the bathroom doorclip totally unnecessary.

Now I've seen everything.

I like the idea and model, but the picture is so painfully shopped that it smells like a fresh loaf from behind a bull's bread.

What if your CRAP is bigger than the allotted space?

There will be a spillover effect and more for employees to gossip about around the water cooler.

^_^

This reminds me of those embarrassing dreams when you go to the bathroom in front of everyone. Sure a portable potty is needed, but a briefcase....

I am sure this was not intentional, but Mia - our parent blogger, has a portable potty article up that looks suspiciously like where the inventor of the Gotta Go Briefcase got its idea from.

Too funny...take a look. Notice the toilet paper holder?

Have More Fun in the Bathroom
http://www.americaninventorspot.com/fun_in_bathroom 

It looks like the briefcase combination lock uses a series of letters instead of numbers.  Any five digits can be used, but ECOLI is most commonly found.

Great find.  Do you think we'll see this on Season two of American Inventor?

......... not same. Hmmmm,  My first time seeing that article (which came out after gotta go briefcase, incidently).  I guess great minds must think alike OR it was same company that made both of them. :o)

I just want to know if there is, or should be, a gym bag version of this?  Maybe  the "Duffel Bag Dumper.

Hi, I'm working on the article for Gizmodo.jp. Do you know where its manufacturer, Niban Too Corp., is based? The paper in the photo looks like Rafu Shimpo, a Japanese local paper published in LA. So, I'm just wondering if it's really from Japan...

Oh, well, maybe I'll just go ahead and ask my readers what they know about Niban Too Corp... thanks!

I have a feeling that when someone first opens the briefcase, there may not be much privacy, but as s/he continues with business, there will be complete privacy.

 Also, the briefcase initially appears to be complete, but I think there should be a flyswatter attached.

This type of invention is a "chindogu" -- a simultaneously useable and useless invention that solves an every day problem in an unneccesarily elaborate or impractical way. For more examples, visit www.chindogu.com.

With this briefcase, employees can literally and figuratively have a shitty day at the office.

To avoid splashing your fine leather office chair, place the briefcase on a stool before putting your stool in it.

 I'm from Poland. I do not know (do not be able) it too english rally very company ltd. jesli bledy sory .

I really like the idea and wonder if there is a more feminine model?  Also, would the ladies briefcase have an extra attachment for napkin/tampon disposal?  And, what about those paper toilet seat covers - for when you want to share with a friend *in need*?  My workplace would most likely order these in bulk, saves on bathroom break time!  Good going - keep up the good work!

 p.s Any forthcoming similarities for a children's version - like a backpack?

give an all new meaning to the phrase "pack up your shit and go"...

Go where?  I wouldn't take it all the home; I think I might accidentally leave the briefcase on the bus or subway.

 When the lucky finder opens it up to find out what treasures are inside, s/he will shout, "OH, SHIT!!!!!"

I think a person who's buying something like this ain't that normal, ok you are a busy person but how busy can you be as long as you are still doing your "act".

"Now your briefcase can be full of shit, too."