Gotta Go Briefcase

Are you kidding me.  Who the helll thinks us this crap?  There is no way someone would use something like this!!

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Imagine going to a meeting, slamming down the briefcase onto the conference table, and saying Gentlemen, I have something important to share with you.

Voila....

Diapers are for long trips wherein the driver/astronaut wants to covertly kidnap and attempt to murder a woman suspected of having an affair with the astronaut's husband.  The briefcase is for shitty--but not necessarily shady--business practices wherein the wearer wants to overtly do business while conducting business.  The first case is out of plain view and the second one is in plain view.  The first one is also silent but potentially deadly, whereas the second one is verbose and nondeadly.  I'd say that makes them quite different. 

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It also makes the bathroom doorclip totally unnecessary.

I like the idea and model, but the picture is so painfully shopped that it smells like a fresh loaf from behind a bull's bread.

There will be a spillover effect and more for employees to gossip about around the water cooler.

This reminds me of those embarrassing dreams when you go to the bathroom in front of everyone. Sure a portable potty is needed, but a briefcase....

Great find.  Do you think we'll see this on Season two of American Inventor?

Hi, I'm working on the article for Gizmodo.jp. Do you know where its manufacturer, Niban Too Corp., is based? The paper in the photo looks like Rafu Shimpo, a Japanese local paper published in LA. So, I'm just wondering if it's really from Japan...

Oh, well, maybe I'll just go ahead and ask my readers what they know about Niban Too Corp... thanks!

This type of invention is a "chindogu" -- a simultaneously useable and useless invention that solves an every day problem in an unneccesarily elaborate or impractical way. For more examples, visit www.chindogu.com.

To avoid splashing your fine leather office chair, place the briefcase on a stool before putting your stool in it.

I really like the idea and wonder if there is a more feminine model?  Also, would the ladies briefcase have an extra attachment for napkin/tampon disposal?  And, what about those paper toilet seat covers - for when you want to share with a friend *in need*?  My workplace would most likely order these in bulk, saves on bathroom break time!  Good going - keep up the good work!

 p.s Any forthcoming similarities for a children's version - like a backpack?

Go where?  I wouldn't take it all the home; I think I might accidentally leave the briefcase on the bus or subway.

 When the lucky finder opens it up to find out what treasures are inside, s/he will shout, "OH, SHIT!!!!!"