Well, folks who know me know about my fascination with beer and with a certain part of the female anatomy.
Well, I just got news of a device that is probably the smartest thing I ever heard of in my life for a woman trying to catch a man's attention.
The "Wine Rack " is an ingenious device where you can store your beer or wine in a bra-type undergarment. I like to call it the beer boobs. Get lots of male attention for your gorgeous engored rack and then, be able to offer any fellow you are keen on a nice beverage too. (Via Thrilllist.com)
According to the merchant with the Wine Rack Beer Boobs, "Now you can turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends! We get it that some chicks just don’t want that pregnant look that comes with The Beerbelly. We developed The Winerack to “Fill Out” our product line if you will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Sue, who is not, no offense Sue, Well Endowed. Strap on the Winerack and Viola’ Sue’s giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money."
The inventors of this product are looking for beta-testers for this wine rack. If you think you’ve got what it takes, or better stated don’t have as much as you would like, contact Firebox.com with your bra size. (Update: The Winerack is now available for sale here.)
How awesome is this product?
Amused and Bemused
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