Ladies, Put Your Beer Boobs On!!

Well, folks who know me know about my fascination with beer and with a certain part of the female anatomy.

Well, I just got news of a device that is probably the smartest thing I ever heard of in my life for a woman trying to catch a man's attention.

The "Wine Rack " is an ingenious device where you can store your beer or wine in a bra-type undergarment. I like to call it the beer boobs. Get lots of male attention for your gorgeous engored rack and then, be able to offer any fellow you are keen on a nice beverage too. (Via

According to the merchant with the Wine Rack Beer Boobs, "Now you can turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends! We get it that some chicks just don’t want that pregnant look that comes with The Beerbelly. We developed The Winerack to “Fill Out” our product line if you will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Sue, who is not, no offense Sue, Well Endowed. Strap on the Winerack and Viola’ Sue’s giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money."

The inventors of this product are looking for beta-testers for this wine rack. If you think you’ve got what it takes, or better stated don’t have as much as you would like, contact with your bra size. (Update: The Winerack is now available for sale here.)

How awesome is this product?

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Mar 8, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)


it sounds like "bottle necking" to me!

Mar 8, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

This is clearly one of those

This is clearly one of those invention you wonder WHY no one thought of before.

So funny and perfect.

Mar 8, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

I suppose the genius of this

I suppose the genius of this product is that, as your bra size decreases, so goes his standards.

Mar 8, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

At first I thought that guys

At first I thought that guys would be disappointed to find that the girl they thought was an F-cup was really just an A-cup with lots of beer, then I realised they'd be too drunk by then to care.

This is plan is pure genius.

Mar 10, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Pretty Vacant

I think you meant to say "voila" not "viola", genius inventor.  A viola is a four-stringed musical instrument of the violin family.   Voila is French, loosely translated meaning "See there!" 

Mar 11, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

who the cares? you get

who the cares? you get to point

Mar 11, 2007
by Tim (not verified)

I agree with everyone else

I agree with everyone else about the increacing drunkeness/decreasing cup size, but come on . . . the beer would get warm in a matter of minutes. but itll be interesting to see breats feeding back in style. I wonder how long until someone ditches the hose for "nipple spouts"

Mar 12, 2007
by matt (not verified)

boobs, beer, AND violas? 

boobs, beer, AND violas?  What man can resits?  Except for us gays...we would just laugh.  Or wear one...

Mar 12, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

This man deservs the nobel

This man deservs the nobel prize.

Mar 13, 2007
by Anonymous Got Me (not verified)

"boobs, beer, AND violas?"

Umm, I was kind of shocked over "Matt's" comment and had to re-read took me a while to realize that the comment was written by a non-verified "Matt".........   


PS   In response to the "who the cares...." comment, I DO!!!  There is a signficant difference between the two words, although the sarcastic "genius inventor" wasn't necessary.  Voila.



Mar 14, 2007
by Anonymous Bud Weiser (not verified)

This makes perfect sense..well, some sense.

With time, beer always does go flat.   However, most people drink beer out of the bottle or a mug--not a "cup".

Mar 14, 2007
by Anonymous I. C. Light (not verified)

Bustweiser Bra--neat conversion!

A padded bra becomes a padded bar--and a mobile one at that!  I wonder, though, if it is legal to drive an equipped woman around in a motor vehicle; would this bypass the open container law, or are you sure to get "busted"?

 Instead of 5-6% alcohol by volume, this is sure to be 100% volumptuous.  Consuming a Double D will produce an AA--the first AA meeting that any alcoholic will truly enjoy.

In regards to the concern over the beer getting warm, there is a simple solution:  briefly place the woman in a chest freezer.

There is one lingerie-ing question:  Does the bra open in the front or in the back??  Perhaps a training bra would be helpful (although trial and error will still work).

Mar 14, 2007
by Anonymous Pauli Girl (not verified)

I've heard of drinking 40-ouncers,

but not 40 B-ouncers.

I don't think that the wearer is likely to show much cleavage since as soon as she feels a draft on her breast, she'll cover up.