How To Never Write Anything You'll Regret
So, have you ever been in a situation where you pounded out something hateful or embarrassing on your keyboard, pressed send and then immediately regretted it?
Me? I've done it so many times I can't even begin the remember them all.
Well, I found a solution to that problem that too many of us have...diarrhea of the hands. The solution is ingenious really.
Have you ever thought if you are not able to type into your computer, then you'll never regret anything you write? Well, me neither, but someone did.
How do you keep from writing on your computer?
Well this nifty little device is sure to keep you from writing all the stupid stuff you tend to write.
If you lack self-control, you can buy this totally blank keyboard called Das Keyboard and for all those who don't have the keys already memorized, you won't be able to type. Clever, huh?
Ok, you may ask me what is the use of a keyboard with no letters. But if you are looking for a way to limit your ability to use your computer to write your daily inanities, a more appropriate keyboard may be your answer.
ThinkGeek offers this and it says about their little product "You mastered Donkey Kong in pre-school. You hacked your first school terminal during recess before you were ten. You speak and think in various programming languages. And you can type faster than most dullards think. Finally, there is a keyboard that understands you: Das Keyboard. Das Keyboard II is an enhanced 104-key USB PC keyboard equipped with 100% blank keys mounted on gold-plated and clicky high-end mechanical key switches. .. Give your old keyboard Das Boot with Das Keyboard, and remain Das Elite."
You can see the keyboard/buy the keyboard at Think Geek by just clicking on their ad below and searching for keyboards. They actually have some very cool and some very weird keyboards, so its definitely worth taking a look there if you're killing time.
Remember, one fool's wacky is another fool's cool.
Amused and Bemused
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UPDATE: I got some comments from a reader that showed some confusion. For those who don't know me, I write on wacky and weird products and I make fun of them. I thought this product was funny and I just wrote something stupid (thus proving my point about diahrrea of the hands) as a means to share my latest find with you. If you don't read my article and just look at the pictures, it may be more amusing for you.
Do you think this was a good wacky find? or is this stupid? You can give me feedback, cuz I can take it.